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more about #seanavery more comments → Karlifornia: Is this story about NYC or Paris? It's only because I swear I'm reading about the creation of an Eiffel Tower. more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: I feel for Sanchez. This must be how the Russians feel watching Americans visit East Berlin. more » Matt Sussman: My ex-girlfriend used to have a canoodle. Damn thing pooped more than you would expect. more » Hockeymom: As a goalie mom, I do not approve of this behavior. Thomas should have taken him out with his blocker, not his glove. more » Shakey: If I ever see this guy I'm going to shoot him in the back of the head with a BB gun. more » UkraineNotWeak: Well, I know one 17 year old in Manchester who's getting laid tonight. more » Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Serious question for hockey fans. Is Avery: a) A wrestling heel (i.e. self-aware, and just playing the role of villain for entertainment value) b) An ... more » UkraineNotWeak: Douche runs deep. more » Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon: Thank god the video is 6 minutes long. Glad to see Peter Jackson is a hockey fan. more » She Blinded Me With Violence: Can we ignore this clown until/unless he takes an unnecessary cheap shot from a Zamboni? more » DeepFriar: I am seriously contemplating changing my commenter name to "disinterested fan of chaos" more » HockeyMountain: Rangers fans love Avery. Fine. But standing up and intentionally waiving your arms in front of the Devils fan trying to watch the game is still a douc... more » shea_guevara: I still don't get why he was basically banned for the slightly inappropriate "sloppy seconds" remark. Was it just the douchey straw that broke the cam... more » CitizenStrange: Old time hockey just like Eddie Shore? more » Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: I've said it once, I'll say it again: Avery is the epitome of what it means to be a Ranger and/or Rangers fan. Typical Rangers fans will take that as ... more » -
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A Sean Avery-Mark Sanchez Love Triangle Could Save New York City
Avery spotted "canoodling" with Sanchez's lady-model friend Hilary Rhoda. So Sean might be dating a girl who used to date someone else? Why hasn't someone invented a catchy phrase to describe this very situation? [NY Post; photo via SI] -
#nhl
Sean Avery Still Has The Magic Touch
I have been complaining that Sean Avery has been handcuffed by the NHL's fun police, but I need not have worried. The guy still has a few stupid and annoying tricks in his bag. More » -
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A Night At The Garden With Sean Avery And Friends
Last night, I went to Madison Square Garden for the first time since I caught the circus there at age four, and one thing was immediately clear—Ranger fans love Sean Avery. More » -
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Sean Avery Makes Himself Useful Again
Sean Avery has four goals in three games, including two power plays against Philly yesterday. The Rangers are 4-2 since his return and have moved up to 7th place in the East. [NY Post] -
#seanavery
The New York Rangers Welcome Back Sean Avery After Lobotomy
"It felt good to be playing for this team again and getting the win. That's what I came here to do." [AP] -
#nhl
Rangers Claim Stars' Slop— Oh Forget It
I guess coach John Tortorella is over his Sean Avery allergy, as the New York Rangers have picked up the walking controversy on re-entry waivers. He could play as soon as Thursday. New York Post] -
#nhl
Will Sean Avery Get His ... Second Chance?
Dallas is expected to put Sean Avery on re-entry waivers on Monday, a move long planned that would send him back to the New York Rangers. Except ... things have changed slightly. More » -
#seanavery
Sean Avery Slowly Inching Back Toward NHL
Sean Avery has cleared waivers and been assigned (by the Stars, who still own him) to the Rangers' AHL affiliate in Hartford. (Sorry, Whalers fans.) [National Post] -
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#seanavery
The Rangers Attempt To Reacquire Stars' Sloppy Seconds
Sean Avery could be a Ranger again soon, according to the New York Post. The exiled Stars' defenseman, who pisses off everyone in the NHL, is currently reconditioning his head for a comeback. More » -
#espn
ESPN Keeps Us Entertained With Ironic Headlines
Perhaps not the best choice of words in headline No. 2, considering the whole story behind headline No. 1. Oh ESPN headbots, you've done it again. -
#nhl
Sean Avery Out In Dallas
It looks like Sean Avery's suspension is upgraded back to "forever". Avery will not be re-joining the Stars when is six game time-out is over. More » -
#seanaveryapologizes
Sean Avery Apologizes For Trying to Make the NHL Interesting
Sean Avery's getting a lot of crap (and a four game suspension) for his "sloppy seconds" interview, but he's finally caved in and issued a formal apology for his comments. Dallas Observer blog "Unfair Park" got it up early last night: More »
