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more about #seattlemariners more comments → bevraj of choice: This is your fault, Mr. President. You cut funds to the Department of the Interior and we can no longer protect our Wettelands. I'm surprised he didn'... more » Bobby Big Wheel: What was Wetteland doing hanging out with Fred McGriff? #johnwetteland more » Phintastic: Their first clue should have been that he's wearing a fucking McGruff costume. Who's the other guy in the photo? #johnwetteland more » Kid Canada: Mariano Rivera actually dialed the numbers before handing Wetteland the phone. #johnwetteland more » Hit Bull Win Steak: So what? Clubba Lang predicted "PAIN!" for USC football. yesterday /he's OK now so it's funny more » Karlifornia: I prefer the the 1-2 prediction punch of Adam Wainwright and Chris Carpenter because, as we all know: DA CARDS DON'T LIE, MON more » Hatey McLife: He's also a whiz at guessing the size of Boeing layoffs. more » Sh!tShow: Immediately after the season, Mike plans to return to his winter gig: staring goats to death. more » Sh!tShow: I call photoshop. more » Steve U: Unfortunately for his broadcast partner, Mike still hasn't stopped asking whether the incident "Blowers'd your mind." more » Tracy Ham and Eggs: Tuiasosopo's line: 1-4 with a HR (1, 5th inning off B. Tallet 0 on, 0 Out, 3-1 count) Spooky. You do not want this guy in your fantasy league Now you... more » Matt Sussman: Looks like he bought some of Biff Tannen's secondhand books. more » NordoftheBlings: A toothless Miss Cleo is no longer the mental image of Blowstradamus. more » ScientificMapp: What's even more eerie: Twelve times in a row, he predicted that Griffey would pop out to center field. more » Cheesasaurus: Pete Rose is looking for Mike Blowers' number as we speak. more » -
#mlb
John Wetteland Hospitalized For His Mental Health
When police responded to calls of a possible suicidal person, the Mariners bullpen coach and former closer came out with his hands in the air, telling them he "needed help." More to follow as we get it. [KTVT] -
#mlb
Mike Blowers Knew You Would Read This Post
Journeyman everything Mike Blowers spent 11 years in the majors, but he should've spent that time in Vegas instead because the guy is scary good at predicting the outcome of baseball games—right down to the pitch counts. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Mariners Skipper Takes Job Title Seriously
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#mlb
Ken Griffey Jr. Helps Welcome Adrian Beltre Back After Testicle Mishap
"When Beltre came up for his first at-bat, the theme for Tchaikovsky's "The Nutcracker" was played, a gesture from Ken Griffey Jr., whose MRI on his knee showed no structural damage." [SeattlePI] -
#whyyourstadiumsucks
Why Your Stadium Sucks: Safeco Field
This is a weekly feature in which I (and maybe you, too, readers) detail the various reasons for hating your ballpark. This week: The Seattle Mariners' Safeco Field. More » -
#mlb
Jack Wilson, Ian Snell Released From Pirate Jail
Pittsburgh gives Seattle their shortstop and a nervous nellie pitcher in exchange for a vanload of prospects and an autographed picture of Sasquatch. [MLB.com] -
#mlb
Police A Little Pissed At Newest Mariner
Seattle learns after trading for Dan Cortes that the top pitching prospect was busted earlier this month for public urination. He'll fit right in. [Seattle PI] -
#minorleaguebaseball
Minor Leaguer Pushes Hit Streak To 45 Games
Mariners prospect Jamie McOwen has hit safely in 45-straight games, which pretty much means he's better than Pete Rose. Of course, that also means he's not as good as legendary sluggers Otto Pahlman and Harry Chozen, but them's the breaks. More » -
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#wakeupdeadspin
Russell Branyan's Power Loogie Deserves A Star
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#mlb
Griffey Tickles Ichiro's Fancy, Armpits
Today, the Tacoma News Tribune takes a long look at the blossoming friendship between Ichiro and Ken Griffey Jr. Among the many touching revelations: Griffey will tickle Ichiro until he calls out what one might describe as a safe word.
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#moneymoneymoney
Yankee Fans Should Relocate To Safeco Field
If you want to watch the Mariners play the Yankees up close, it's cheaper to fly to Seattle and spend an entire weekend, then buy two front-row seats at Yankee Stadium. [Kottke] -
#mlb
Seattle And The Mariners: It's True Love (For Now)
Mariners fans line up in the rain for tickets to opening day, which sell out in 55 minutes. It's all for you, Mariner Moose. [King 5] -
#mlb
Erik Bedard Listed As Out (Sore Butt)
A sore tushy apparently kept Erik Bedard on ... well, not on the bench, but he did miss his start today. [Baltimore Sun] -
#mlb
Seattle Radio Station Wondering If Griffey's Fellatio Offer Still Stands
By all accounts, Ken Griffey Jr.'s return to Seattle has everyone in that rain-dampened vicinity in perpetual euphoria. But then we're reminded that not everyone there loved Junior the first time around. More » -
#mlb
Griffey Picks Seattle Over Atlanta ... Hard to Picture, I Know
Ken Griffey Jr. returns to the cold, wet embrace of the Emerald City, signing one-year deal reported to be for at least $2 million, plus incentives, according to AP. [NBCSports] -
#mlb
The Prodigal Son Returns (Pending Physical)
Ken Griffey Jr.'s return to the Seattle Mariners reportedly only days away. I think his first question will be: "Hey, where's the Kingdome?" [Seattle Mariners Official Site]
