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more about #seattlesoundersfc more comments → Chamomiles Davis: Well, at least now we know why he's called "Forward Fredy" Montero. /Leave off the last "D" for "deposition!" more » MattinglysSideburns: Montero's the name, football's the game...raping was another game of mine. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Looks like Montero is driving everyone away from him. more » UkraineNotWeak: Seattle's been waiting for someone to fill Shawn Kemp's shoes. more » Weed Against Speed: "So technically I'm jail bait, but that's okay/You're only twenty-one and I'm worth the wait." Don't worry, young lady, many soccer players believe th... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: This guy's whole life really is a John Cusack film. more » Kid Canada: I've been playing Fifa 2009 on XBox Live against SoccaStalka for a few weeks now. Who knew!? more » UkraineNotWeak: CPSL has a new hero. more » Gourmet Spud: Montero's victim has also written a song. Key verse: American Woman/Better stay (at least 500 feet) away-hey! more » Brazil Thrill: @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: @Barry Lutz: @VTBen: Yahtzee! more » Matt Sussman: Actually, a Sammamish sounds pretty good for lunch right about now. more » VTBen: That jersey is an April Fool's joke, right? more » Father of 2 Future First Rounders: I can't believe he took a picture in one of the April Fool's costumes. What a good sport. more » Shakey: Hawks killing shit? I smell an appearance by Brian Fellow. [www.hulu.com] more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Seattle Sounders FC had planned to release doves over Qwest Field as part of their continuing "Seattle franchises shit all over their fans" campaign. more » -
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The Seattle Sounders Have Their First Sexual Assault Investigation
Here's an ad that was in the Seattle Times last month — and on the main page of its web site — featuring Seattle Sounders FC star forward Fredy Montero. Talk about unfortunate ad placement. More » -
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Peace Schmeace, I'm Hungry
Seattle Sounders FC had planned to release doves over Qwest Field as part of their opening night MLS festivities on Thursday. Until hawks began eating them during a dry run. [Hot Dog And Friends] More »
