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more about #sec more comments → P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Oh, sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed. #watercoolerfodder more » AzureTexan: The Chicago Tribune: All the News That's Fit to Shit. #watercoolerfodder more » UpstateUnderdog: Welcome to the gayest part of America, Alabama! The pom pom in his back pocket proves it. more » ManchuCandidate: Oh Ricky, lose your shit Lose your shit, you throw a fit, hey Ricky, hey Ricky more » Silent Q: Racism, misogyny, and broken furniture? I think that covers everything. It could have used a "COCK!" or two. Y'know, for emphasis. more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: "Ricky" has become much more demonstrative since he killed Bob Ewell. more » Occam's Racer: This is "Ricky." He is angry. Fortunately, he has a steel chair handy so he can smash things when necessary. Ricky don't bruise that lumber! -Steely ... more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: He's still pissed about losing the Borat lawsuit. more » Steve U: I always thought La Vida Loca was supposed to be a bit more glamorous. more » Drew Magary: MOTHERFUCKIN GODDANG! more » Kid Canada: This guy is just mad because his sister refused to allow Nick Saban to autograph their baby. more » Bobby Big Wheel: So Ricky's an ill-tempered Southern white guy who's totally out of touch with reality. Are we sure he's not a Republican congressman? more » MarkKelsosMigraine: This like that time that other Ricky lost it on his band at the Copacabana and beat the guy on bongos to death with a chair. more » Civil Negligence: Now there's no need to go and destroy a perfectly good trailer over this. more » Hatey McLife: I'll only believe this is authentic, and not a forgery by some damn Yankee designed to ruin the reputation of 'Bama fans, if he calls it "Hotlanta". more » -
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SEC Refs Are Afraid Of Technology. Like, 1990s Technology.
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#collegefootball
Alabama Fan Is Not Pleased About That Last Call
Not only did college football return to us last weekend, it brought back a classic genre of the YouTube age—the overstimulated SEC fan boiling over with rage as they watch their team fail on TV. More » -
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The SEC Would Prefer That You Not Mention SEC Games To Anyone
America's fastest conference is developing a new "media policy" that severely restricts how much audio, video and "blogs," reporters can dish out during live games. (Hint: Not much.) Oh, and fans in the seats are subject to the policy too. More » -
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Steve Spurrier Apologizes For Not Genuflecting To The Tebow
SEC coaches and journalists spent maybe six hours of the conference's three-day media tugjob fretting over the vicious bastard who didn't pick Tim Tebow as No. 1 Super QB of the year. All because Steve Spurrier can't read. More » -
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TebowGate Is Tearing The SEC Apart
Forget LeBron, forget Erin Andrews, the real sports mystery of our time is playing out in the SEC. Someone doesn't think Tim Tebow is the second coming. Don't worry, we'll sniff out the blasphemer. More » -
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Mark Cuban Trots Away Unscathed
"A federal judge has dismissed an civil insider trading lawsuit against Mark Cuban, the owner of the Dallas Mavericks..." [DealBook] -
#mediameltdowns
College Baseball Fans Not Used To Being On TV
Mike Irwin of KFSM in Fayetteville would just like to talk about Arkansas baseball, but some slack-jawed SEC fans just can't resist a chance to be on the teevee. Get your hands off him, you damn dirty apes! More » -
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Mississippi State Just Broke Someone's Heart
The 23-12 Bulldogs win the SEC Tournament, likely knocking an at large team out of the tourney. Only one game left and both teams are already in. So now we wait. [Yahoo] -
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#collegefootball
Lane Kiffin: Crazy Genius or Just Crazy?
Not to get all SEC on you this early in the year, but it looks like Lane Kiffin—if nothing else—is looking to make things interesting down South next fall. More »
