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more about #serenawilliams more comments → Chamomiles Davis: Coming soon to Lifetime, Dakota Fanning stars in "Jehovah's Witness for The Prosecution..." OK, Matilda, now show us on the doll where Jehovah touche... more » FlakJack: Serena's words make baby Jehovah cry. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Oh come on. Like none of you have ever said something along the same lines to the bitch who fucked up your order, AGAIN, at Peking Wok. more » This is my Star: Serena Williams threatened a line judge with a dose of Jehovah's Witness authority yesterday No, she threatened her with a tennis ball. Come on peop... more » Cynical Media Bitch: You can take the girl out of Saginasty, but you can't take the Saginasty out of her. more » VTBen: Let's be honest, that foot fault call was some serious bullshit especially at that point in the match. so i can't criticize serena too much for that t... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: A tennis match broke out in my True Life: Staten Island Wedding episode? more » Old Brian and New Brian: I've never been a big Williams' sisters fan either (their "let's not give the other player credit" routine is tiring) but even though her actions were... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Serena was just telling the line judge some of Brett Ratner's pillow talk. more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: I swear to God, I'm fuckin' takin' this ball and shovin' it in your fuckin' throat… I swear to God. Tory Lane scenes are the best. more » WhatWouldTebowDo?: That's just Serena's spin on John McEnroe's classic rant at Ted James during Wimbledon '81: "Last night I took my balls and shoved 'em in your wife's ... more » Dr Ellis Gooden: even the popo's hate spurrier [www.youtube.com] more » Chris Hanson's Axe: You lost, you're crazy. more » bamassippi: Wasn't 'Obama as President' supposed to solve all this? more » Steve U: You drop the line call, and Serena's gonna blast. She's sneaky as fuck when it comes to tennis. more » -
#tennis
The Jehovah's Witnesses Are Unhappy With Fellow Witness Serena Williams
"Furthering the teaching that Judgments are only for those outside the Organization, Serena Williams threatened a line judge with a dose of Jehovah's Witness authority yesterday. Her comments were blasphemous, having been used in connection with 'God.'" [Jehovahs-Witness.net] -
#usopen
Serena Williams Goes All Crazy-Lady On Terrified Line Judge
Serena Williams lost to Kim Clijsters tonight in the U.S. Open semi-final but it was the not-so-graceful way she exited that everyone is yapping about. You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge... More » -
#nfl
Put Your Hand Up If You Don't Own The Dolphins
Not so fast, Williams sisters. Venus and Serena join Gloria Estefan, Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez as minority owners in Miami. "Minority" meaning as opposed to majority owners, not as opposed to white people. [AP] -
#mediameltdowns
Oh, Jason, You've Really Gone And Done It Now...
Jason Whitlock wrote a face-slapper of a column about Serena Williams where he says things like this: "I am not fundamentally opposed to junk in the trunk, although my preference is a stuffed onion over an oozing pumpkin." Jezebels...ATTACK! More » -
#wimbledon
Sisters Are Hogging Wimbledon Titles For Themselves [UPDATED]
The women's final at Wimbledon is underway, and it's the Williams sisters meeting in it for the fourth time. Who will win? Who will lose? You'll have to wait (or call Richard Williams) to find out! More » -
#wimbledon
At Wimbledon, Court 2 Means You're Ugly
Interesting story from London's Daily Mail where they get an All England Club spokesman to admit the ladies featured on the hallowed Centre Court aren't necessarily the best players, but they are the best-looking players. More » -
#frenchopen
Serena Williams Bounced From French Open
A three-set loss to Svetlana Kuznetsova. So both Williams sisters, Maria Sharapova, the chick with the giant rack, and the shrieking girl are out of the French Open. It's almost like they're daring you to pay attention. [Roland Garros] -
#serenawilliams
Female Tennis Star With Prodigious Backside Accuses Opponent Of Cheating
"Drama" was the word Serena Williams used after her French Open match against Maria Jose Martina Sanchez. Williams claims Sanchez used her arm instead of a racket to return a ball over the net, prompting a finger-pointing outburst and introspection. More » -
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#serenawilliams
45 Leopards Died For This
Serena Williams is proud that she's recognizable from any direction. [Black Sports Online] -
#wakeupdeadspin
Serena Williams Poses For Her Australian Open Glamour Shot
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More » -
#australianopen
Serena Williams Must Not Be Allowed To Overheat
Here's a fun fact: when I look out my window I see snow, yet somehow at this very moment it's summer in Australia! How does that work?! More » -
#australianopen
That Doesn't Make Her Any Less Of A Lady
Andy Roddick on Serena Williams: "When we were ten, I had to literally run around in the shower to get wet. She was bench pressing dump trucks already at that time." [Yahoo Sports] -
#australianopen
Today's Australian Open Action Nudity and Violence-Free
In a nice change of pace, today's Aussie Open produced no disturbing video images. Unless you happen to be Rafael Nadal or Andy Murray's opponent. More »
