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more about #sergiogarcia more comments → MarkKelsosMigraine: I find it hilarious whenever hotel concierges cry that my aggressive assplay is "not fair." /kobe'd more » Hatey McLife: If he doesn't like mudballs, that's between him and his partner. more » David Hume: How this didn't get the Hamper Shitting, Angry Plums & Queef Like A Champion tags is beyond me. more » UpstateUnderdog: Sergio Garcia hates America more » UpstateUnderdog: golf is hard y'all. more » Kid Canada: Sergio just can't believe that one of those slanty-eyed Japanese guys in a cowboy hat finished in the top ten. more » Bobby Big Wheel: He looks like he could use a Jim Nantz-brand Quaalude. more » ClueHeywood: It certainly isn't fair when the Augusta membership is constantly pestering you and Angel Cabrera for another gin and tonic. more » Gourmet Spud: Phil Mickelson would like to add that the portions at the post-round snack table were hardly adult size. more » Shakey: Don't mind me, I'll be the one with the TaylorMade driver in my hand yelling at Sergio "PUTT YOU STUPID FUCKING MEXICAN PUTT!" more » ScientificMapp: If Blutarsky can be elected Senator, then Daly certainly has a shot. more » ClintonPortishead: Boeing made millions on their "Buy a plane, return it if Payne Stewart lands safely" promotion. more » ClueHeywood: On the flip side, you pay double if Sergio cards a quad bogey and throws a fit like a spoiled child. more » ScientificMapp: Needs more tilde. But you get a free pass since no one speaks Spanish in Canada. more » Sex Fabregas: no purchase necessary? So if I don't buy one, you'll give me the $0 I spent on TaylorMade drivers? more » -
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Sergio Garcia Says Golf Is Hard!
Sergio Garcia is the third-ranked golfer in the world, but he finished 38th out of 50 at The Masters. Why? Because Augusta National stinks! More » -
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TaylorMade Offers World's Safest Promotion
TaylorMade and Golfsmith.com will refund the cost of your driver if El Nino wins at Augusta. They will also buy you a house if John Daly is ever elected Senator. More » -
