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more about #shamefulregret more comments → Karlifornia: "Sorry for not being one of America's Funniest People." -Chuck Finley more » Hit Bull Win Steak: "Sorry I'm too dead to accept the Golden Globe." - Heath Ledger more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Sorry to my employees that we will be ruining your lives and pension over the next year, but I'm running late for my appointment with the man who is c... more » Weed Against Speed: "Sorry, Extra Crispy Family Meal from KFC - I am going to have to eat you." - Jessica Simpson more » André Roussimoff: Sorry, strippers of Tampa, Coach Tomlin has me locked in our hotel the rest of the week. -- jreed3 more » Jews For Purple Jesus: Sorry you'll need something else to masturbate to during halftime on Sunday. --Lingerie Football League more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Sorry I boned that 20 year-old male nursing student and then did crystal meth with him, but I'm all better now. -Ted Haggard more » Bobby Big Wheel: "Sorry, no way in hell will there be a Cardinals parade." -realistic City of Phoenix. more » Stev D: Sorry I couldn't answer your football related question. 5 dollar footlongs! Try them! -Jared more » Shakey: Sorry for being a freak, Philadelphia. -Larry Fitzgerald. more » Weed Against Speed: "Sorry we named you Martellus, son." - Patellus and Marta Bennett more » Matt Sussman: Oh, sorry, it was actually two years since Barbaro Died. -- Richard Chandler. (I remember this because it was, until that news broke, the worst birthd... more » Father of 2 Future First Rounders: Brady Quinn, you're gay, sorry. more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: "Sorry for going all Mets on you." -- Gerald Wallace's left lung more » roland_t_flakfizer: "Sorry I messed my pants after the game last night." - Dick V. "What are we saying sorry about again?" - Mike P. more » -
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Who's Sorry Now? (Martellus Bennett Rap Fail Edition)
The Cowboys' Martellus Bennett is sorry for that earlier rap, when he rhymed "Romo" with "homo." Precisely $22,000 worth of sorry. So he'd like to make it up to you with ... another rap. More »
