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more about #shaquilleoneal more comments → Phintastic: Yo. Dead dog. more » AzureTexan: If Granderson is looking for filler, maybe he can perform a radiocarbon-dating procedure on the half-eaten hot dog I dropped at Fenway's Row 9, Seat 1... more » MattinglysSideburns: Meanwhile, Ubu still suffers from canine Parkinson's. more » roland_t_flakfizer: From the picture, I'd say the Uga was probably just using too much Hydroquinone. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Elijah Dukes wishes to offer his most heartfelt and obvious condolences. more » Karlifornia: What? A horrendously inbred breed of dog didn't live a long, fruitful life? Just more proof that us mulattoes are the true master race. Oreo power! W... more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Well, he is pretty good at slowing down traffic. #shaquilleoneal more » Brazil Thrill: Great idea! He's already doing a hell of a job handcuffing the Cavs' offense. #shaquilleoneal more » This is my Star: I sent out a message out to Birdman Andersen on Twitter to come to my pizza place, and ended up with four dudes who run some blog asking me for free s... more » Karlifornia: Or you could just write a song that becomes a big hit. That's how Melissa Etheridge got Shaq to come to her window. more » manadajigity: It also seems that the as these outlets for news grow in number, more people have the opportunity to become the bringers of news. The same sort of con... more » Shakey: Heard from the village Rejoice, rejoice! We may use Miguel's shirt as the new roof of the 8 person shanty! more » Samer Ocho Cinco: In August, Cabrera "taunted an overweight 15-year-old boy" and had to be escorted out. Did he realize it was a mirror after? more » Steve U: A vendor died of a heart attack while servicing the coffeemaker Yet another casualty of Juan Valdez' insatiable libido. more » Gravy: ...the organizers [of the Brooklyn Fishing Derby] are relying on the honor system as people send in their submissions by digital photograph or video. ... more » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Uga VII Is Dead. Long Live Uga VIII
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#whimsy
Ever Dream Of Shaq? You're Not Alone
In the grand tradition of experimental Dirk Nowitzki fiction, we bring you something we can't explain. Student art project? Ramblings of a madman? Signs of the impending Ashaqalypse? Check your sanity at the door. More » -
#nba
Soon We'll Just Make Him Attorney General
A new team, a new jurisdiction; Shaq has applied to become a deputy sheriff in Cleveland. This shows me he's entirely unfamiliar with the city, which was long ago abandoned to lawlessness. [AP] -
#nba
Shaq's Brain Having Some Growing Pains
With, oh, two days before the season starts, O'Neal is still having a little trouble memorizing the playbook. Seen on Mike Brown's flash cards: "Stand in the paint. Draw two defenders. Stay out of LeBron's way." [Plain Dealer] -
#twitter
How Twitter Ends Our Hero Worship
We get a lot of press releases that don't apply to us/are completely self-serving, but one today caught my eye. Not because of the subject matter, but because of what it says about how we regard our athletes in 2009. More » -
#watercoolerfodder
Nicaragua's About To Get Some New Tigers Gear
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#shaquilleoneal
We're All Losers Here
Remember how Shaq said he'd wear a pink Speedo if he lost his "Shaq Vs." volleyball match? Yeah, so... -
#nba
Shaq Gets First Career Steal
Everyone catch "Shaq Vs." the other night? No? The gist is, a professional athlete's pretty good at sports, especially when the incompetent teammates are openly throwing the game. But here's a shocker: Shaq stole the idea! Maybe. More » -
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Hey Buddy, Down In Fro... Oh
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#watercoolerfodder
Yanks On Top Again, All Right With The World
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#whimsy
Shaq Vs. The Secret Service
Shaquille O'Neal plans to meet the owner of the world's most famous White Sox jacket by walking up to his home's gated entrance, ringing the doorbell and asking if Barack Obama would like to sit on his lap. [Bog] -
#duan
This Little Furry Will Be Shaq's Reality Show Sidekick
"Ive been alotta place but being at the shaolin temple n china has brouhht a tear to my eye buddha blessed," Shaq recently tweeted. So he cried on the shoulder of a giant panda, and turned that frown upside down. More » -
#whimsy
And On Next Week's Episode, Buddhist Monks Become Shaqtastic
Oh, hi there, star of ABC's forthcoming reality show, "Shaq Vs." It will pit Shaq vs. Phelps in swimming, Shaq vs. Roethlisberger in football, maybe Shaq vs. Lance in cycling, and hopefully, Shaq vs. Ashton in Twittering. [USA Today] -
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With No Regard For Human Life
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#watercoolerfodder
The Sports News On A Sportsless Day
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#duan
Shaq: Best Big Man Ever, Or Perpetual Second Banana?
We are about to enter the first week in a world in which Shaquille O'Neal is a Cavalier. Diesel's last stop or not, it's worth speculating what his legacy will be. It's not so cut and dried. More » -
#nba
LeBron, Meet Your New Teammate: Shaquille O'Neal
The Cavaliers and Suns have reached a deal in principle to send Shaquille O'Neal to the Land of LeBron, Yahoo! Sports reports. Ben Wallace, Sasha Pavlovic and a pick to Phoenix. No confirmation from @THE_REAL_SHAQ yet. [Yahoo!, Twitter] -
#nba
Will The Shaq-Cuban Love Affair Live Forever?
Shaquille O'Neal and Mark Cuban are Twitter buddies, which is a bond that cannot be broken. Since Shaq's current team is officially broken, will he go hang with his pal on the grassy knoll? More »
