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more about #shawnemerriman more comments → Pete Gaines: When domestic violence happens, nobody Nguyens. #shawnemerriman more » MarkKelsosMigraine: These two's amour fou reminds me of Luis Buñuel's film Un chien andalou if it were remade by Brett Ratner for Spike TV. #shawnemerriman more » TT-Zop: Like the saying goes: Don't not do the crime if you can't be willing to pay some whore 250k to shut up #shawnemerriman more » Hatey McLife: Wouldn't the lack of a soul provide the perfect defense against any emotional distress claim? #shawnemerriman more » Phintastic: She did her best work as Tila Ngyuen. I wouldn't mock her bisexuality in those pics, and I probably wouldn't google them at work either. #shawnemerriman more » roland_t_flakfizer: "Here you can see Tila putting her hand down her pants back and to the left. Back... and to the left." #shawnemerriman more » Stev D: If I know my Russian prison tattoos, there's a screw walking around with no eyeballs. #shawnemerriman more » AzureTexan: I'm not generally a proponent of violence, but if I were to see Merriman doing his Lights Out dance above the motionless body of Jon, minus the Kate a... more » Bobby Big Wheel: Apparently Tila has the same dermatologist as Sammy Sosa. #shawnemerriman more » My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH: Only thing that would've made that Cowboys bathroom stall sex story more interesting is if somehow the Jumbotron had put them live for the whole stadi... more » ArkansasFred: Quick! Someone wake up Billie Joe Armstrong! more » MarkKelsosMigraine: History will group the Salisbury-Daulerio Letters with the Sylvia Plath-Ted Hughes Letters. The only distinction is Ted Hughes never photographed his ... more » AC_Greens_Virginity: Ass, asses, titties, ass and titties, ass, asses, ass, sissy, asses, and mustache plus ass, respectively. more » J-No: But will she let him cum on her face? Because that might be worth it. Whore. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: He gives the same advice about women as he gives about car-buying and pretty much everything else. "Just get a hummer." more » -
#crime
Tila Tequila Not Finished With Shawne Merriman Yet
The D.A. wouldn't prosecute Merriman for assaulting the TV "personality," but she can still sue him for assault, battery, false imprisonment and emotional distress. Oh, you better believe you haven't heard the last of this. [TMZ] -
#fin
September: Fin.
We produce a lot of posts every month. Most of them disappear quickly. Some of them don't. Here are the 10 most popular posts from September, ranked low to high. More » -
#charlesbarkley
Charles Barkley Actually Makes Pretty Good Point About Shawne Merriman
If there's one thing Sir Charles knows, its where to pick up classy women. His advice to Merriman: "Dude, you're one of the best football players in the world; don't get your women off of reality TV" [Sports By Brooks] -
#exonerations
Shawne Merriman Will Not Face Criminal Charges for the Tila Tequila Incident
A San Diego judge has ruled that no charges will be filed against Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman for allegedly choking and restraining notorious internet trollop Tila Tequila. More » -
#nfl
Out-Of-Context Quotes Make Shawne Merriman Look Pretty Guilty
"I've been able to knock somebody out....I must have split personalities....I'm so dangerous right now I scare myself." [Playboy] -
#shawnemerriman
Choose Your Side In The Great Tequila-Merriman Twitter War
Shawne Merriman wants an internet hug. Tila Tequila would like to teach the world about "roid rage." It's all part of their strategy to win the public relations battle by taking their domestic dispute online. More » -
#arrests
Shawne Merriman Knows How To Beat A Lady (UPDATED)
San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman was arrested last night after allegedly roughing up his girlfriend, noted internet person Tila Tequlia. Way to start the season strong, buddy.
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#wakeupdeadspin
Chargers, I Am Told, Are Often Misunderstood
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More » -
