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more about #shawnjohnson more comments → Rozelle’s Bagman: We really need to have a foot fetish tag. /service-y more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Do you know where I could get an 8 by 10 picture or poster of her? Poster? That's a life-size cutout. more » BruschisBrewsky: We really need to have a Jailbait tag. more » Chamomiles Davis: more » Weed Against Speed: Well, at least Shawn is all ready for her first slow dance at prom this spring. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: In my country, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights most women... more » ArkansasFred: I dare you to stand that close to Tom Bergeron, to get a nostril full of the stench of his mediocrity, and not pop a chub. more » Sandburgh: She's 17 for cryin' out loud. I think I see Chris Hanson of NBC News hiding in the band. more » Bobby Big Wheel: "I'm sorry, but the Loverboy tribute band tryouts are on stage 7A, this is stage 7B." more » Brazil Thrill: Don't act like you're not impressed! more » Kid Canada: Did they just dance to "Praise You" in front of a movie theatre? more » Torgo's Executive Powder: US: 8.6, UK: 8.7, Russia: 8.6 more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Duct tape, two loaded guns, a cross-country journey in a dilapidated car Add in a handle of Lord Calvert and this was my initial idea for my honeymoon. more » Stev D: I kidnapped Shawon Dunston weeks ago, and no one has seem to notice or care. more » Weed Against Speed: ♬ Me and Mrs. Garrett We got a thing goin' on We both know that it's wrong But it's much too strong To let it go now We gotta be extra careful That ... more » -
#gymnastics
Yes, It's For A Completely Different Individual, Who's Not Me
"My grandson is 'in love' with Shawn Johnson, the Olympic gymnast. Do you know where I could get an 8 by 10 picture or poster of her?" [Cape Cod Times] -
#dancingwiththestars
Shawn Johnson Is Having A Rough Couple Of Weeks
After Shawn Johnson spent last week worried about a deranged stalker, she returns to "Dancing With The Stars" only to be greeted by what appears to be a deranged boner in her partner's pants. (NSFW?) More »
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#gymnastics
Shawn Johnson Stalker Manages To Make 'Dancing With The Stars' Interesting
Duct tape, two loaded guns, a cross-country journey in a dilapidated car; yep, spring is in the air. And that's when a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of love, and Shawn Johnson. More »
