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more about #sheep more comments → sarrible: This is what you get for enjoying a nice mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich on occasion. more » David Hume: If I were this kid's asshole 16 year old brother, I'd teach him to tell people that he spends his weekends pulling wool at the rodeo. more » Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: You know who would've stayed on that lamb? The World's Strongest Toddler, profiled this weekend on TLC, who can bench more than me despite being three... more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Are ewe gonna cry about it? more » Hatey McLife: Uh-oh. I heard that kid got two aces and a pair of eights playing Go Fish this morning. more » sir_pantsalot: Was this photo taken at one of those gay rodeos? I can't think of anything else that would justify those yellow pants in the background. more » ArkansasFred: Four legs good! Two legs bad! more » UpstateUnderdog: Just another sign of the Mutton-pocalypse. more » Civil Negligence: My, that kid has some big balls. I'll let you decide which one I am talking about... more » Karlifornia: Kid: "I'm about to be Supermaaaaaan!" more » ClintonPortishead: If I wanted to watch a bunch of sheep fuck up some children, I'd head on down to my local Mormon compound. more » Gourmet Spud: More dangerous on the lamb: this kid, or the Erin Andrews' videographer? more » heartbreakturnip: SO the cop and I and another girl are just standing there and I apologize to her and tell her how good she looks with a gun and we walk back to heckle... more » NordoftheBlings: Story contains one more black guy & 24 more (potentially) attractive women than I saw in an entire winter at Tahoe. more » Ho Tran Brasky: Rick Rhoden's a machine. He's like Michael Jordan, if Jordan retired from the Birmingham Barons and proceeded to dominate the MTV Rock 'n' Jock Basket... more » -
#mutton
Today In Mutton Bustin'
Hurry up, Abilene mutton-bustin' pre-teens! This weekend is your last chance to register for the Wild Bill Hickok Rodeo's sheep-riding extravaganza, also known as the ovine world's revenge for all that Shari Lewis shit. [Abilene Reflector-Chronicle]
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#sadwhimsy
Giant Inflatable Penis Owner Explains Herself, Giant Inflatable Penis
Many will remember this year's American Century Championship for Tony Romo's valiant efforts and Rick Rhoden's continued dominance of the tournament, but the big, bright shining star of Saturday's action was a six-foot dong peeking over Michael Jordan's shoulder. More » -
#duan
Mutton Wins Again
Is there a bigger mismatch out there than little children vs. surly mutton? Seriously. They're like the Washington Generals on sheepback. Look, kids. Hang it up. You just aren't going to ride that mutton. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Angry Sheep, 1, Small Terrified Boy, 0
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More »
