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more about #sheldenwilliams more comments → Phintastic: Good to see Vitale got a side gig writing blurbs for the guide. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Mission Impossible: 2 8-10:30p HD, Movie, Ving Rhames and some Australian guy are aided by Tom Cruise in this sequel to the 1996 thriller, which more » Steve U: 7 pounds, 6 ounces and 20 inches in length Wait, what does Milton Berle have to do with anything? more » NordoftheBlings: "Often Down Syndrome is associated with some impairment of cognitive ability as well as facial appearance." But good for Sheldon, he's gonna be a spec... more » ScientificMapp: You forgot something. Are both mother and baby doing fine? more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Sheldon Williams' skull has been in labor for 15 years. more » ScientificMapp: Keep it away from that one team of female athletes who said they eat babies a few weeks ago. more » Sports-Pun: ..20 inches in length. Does that include the eleven-inch forehead? more » -
#sadwhimsy
TV Guide Writers Captivated By Any Ex-Dukie Matchup (Update)
What was the most compelling storyline of this weekend's Orlando-Boston showdown? The heated rivalry between J.J. Redick and Shelden Williams that dates to the time Williams stole Redick's juice box on the team bus to Wake Forest. [Thanks, Todd] More » -
#candaceparker
Candace Parker And Shelden Williams Spawn
"Candace Parker gave birth to a baby girl today at 11:29am. ... The baby girl weighed in at 7 pounds, 6 ounces and 20 inches in length." [TrueHoop]
