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more about #sheldonbrown more comments → Hatey McLife: Good thing Shawn Andrews wasn't there. The pajamas he hasn't changed out of in the last two weeks would have surely drawn a fine. more » Karlifornia: It was his way of announcing his engagement to Lark Voorhies more » Hatey McLife: After giving up 48 points, I think Jeffrey Lurie would pay whatever fines a zombie Jim Johnson would draw. more » Kid Canada: Sheldon Brown is just super excited for Deadspin's upcoming NHL preview. more » Civil Negligence: Garrett Reid wore something similar and he didn't get fined!... Granted it was at a liquor store and he had a sawed-off shotgun--but still! more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I think Ben Roethlisberger's constant use of the Erik Stoltz in Mask mask is much more frightening. more » Weed Against Speed: Former Pittsburgh Penguin Andy Brown thinks Sheldon Brown is a pussy. more » MattinglysSideburns: Clearly, the League has made an error here. This was simply Sheldon Brown's tribute to Gerry Cheevers. more » Steve U: Sheldon was just obliquely requesting that the Eagles resign Freddy Mitchell, so that they can resume their long-standing rivalry. more » SavetoFavorites: Painfully stiff coverage? Relentless lumbering after faster people? Yeah, seems about right. more » ClintonPortishead: Looking Cool Will Get You Fined "And looking extremely cold will get you fired." - Sean Salisbury more » -
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Looking Cool Will Get You Fined
The No Fun League slapped Sheldon Brown with a $10,000 fine for wearing this sweet Friday the 13th mask instead of a boring football helmet onto the field last Sunday. So much for individuality. [ShutdownCorner] -
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For a split second, it appeared Steven Jackson's entire head came off.
