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more about #shinsoochoo more comments → ClueHeywood: She wanted to try Shin-Soo Choo. Now, I'd been begging her to try Shin-Soo Choo for months. She'd refused on the grounds that it was unclean. more » J Money BS: I repeatedly rewound the DVR to see the bird get conked on the back of the head, do a somersault, and then regain flight while sort of wobbly. Awesome... more » Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: If only the birds would attack Joba instead of just bugs. more » Quake 'n' Shake: If this is in Cleveland, shouldn't those birds be "lakegulls?" more » ScientificMapp: "If the Indians sign a grizzly bear to play left field" With his signing bonus, he'll buy himself a big Yellow House. more » NordoftheBlings: Don't show this to Lebron. He might run. Run so far away. From Cleveland. more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: This is nothing. The Mets have a flock of crackheads in the visitors' on-deck circle. They ask for change and sing a capella gospel songs. more » chilltown: Wedge really needs to stop watching Albert Hitchcock. Next thing you know, he might hire a crop duster with a gun to buzz the opposing batters. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Meanwhile, Indians 0, Alcoholism 3,567,091 more » Juancho: Much respect, Dash, calling it the Jake, seeing as Dick Jacobs died this week. more » ArkansasFred: So what's the seagull's natural predator? Hungry homeless denizens of beach towns? more » Logobot: In an related event the Cleveland Indians traded for Randy Johnson. more » -
#bobbleheads
Shin-Soo Choo Is Korean For "Don Johnson"
Tonight the Indians are giving away an undisclosed number of Shin-Soo Choo '80s-style bobbleheads. You know, back when South Korea was a great place to live. [Slanch Report] -
#mlb
Cleveland's Flock Of Seagulls Scores Another Hit
Everyone said Eric Wedge was crazy to train wild birds to chase down baseballs in the outfield and distract opposing outfielders. Well, who's the crazy one now, huh? Indians/Birds 1, Royals 0. More »
