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more about #sidelinereporters more comments → Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Is that sideline bloopers link being sponsored by McAfee? I think my computer is going to need the H1N1 vaccine to recover from that. #watercoolerfodder more » AzureTexan: Keep in mind that some of the less comely lasses have never surrendered their amateur status, so you can usually get them in exchange for a Double Who... more » Bucket O' Hatorade: You'll be missed Holliday.Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out! #sarcasm #watercoolerfodder more » ripsh: You need to take that picture down. Those are nice girls and do not need to be associated with a headline about whores, despite your disclaimer. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: "Slovenia is apparently a wholly separate country from Slovakia." Yet they all pale in comparison to the might of Latveria!!! #watercoolerfodder more » I Party With Smoot: Your clear number one involves double penetration After double penetration, it'll probably involve number two. #watercoolerfodder more » UkraineNotWeak: "Are youse girls the hookahs?" #watercoolerfodder more » Hit Bull Win Steak: You're a good lookin' man. Very pretty. Real soft, delicate features. They're real feminine, you know, which is good for me, because that would be a s... more » Steve U: Larry Merchant thinks this was a well-written, insightful and informative summary of 'Shoeless' Mike Frazier's victory at the Battle of Hastings. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Remember when Jim beat up his girlfriend a couple years ago? Maybe Keith Jackson hated Jim because he is a woman-beating bottom feeder. more » ArkansasFred: It was then that Lampley decided to change his name and gender and start telling crass, unfunny jokes about blowing black guys. more » Rob Iracane: I've got 147 channels to choose from Which channel has furries porn, Jim? more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I swear to Christ if they take my Craig Sager away from me, I'll burn the fucking internet to the ground. more » UTC: "This is Jim Lampley, coming to you live from Sears Portrait Studio" more » ScientificMapp: I've got 147 channels to choose from Lampley also has the obligatory Hendrix perm and the inevitable pinhole burns, courtesy of Larry Merchant's ac... more » -
#watercoolerfodder
Whores Are Coming To Dallas
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#mediameltdowns
The First Sideline Reporter: "All Of This Was Just Nonsense"
The sideline reporter was young and attractive and more or less an open appeal to the lower enthusiasms of sports fans. The year was 1974. Jim Lampley was here to tell America about mascots and homecoming queens.
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#duan
This Here's What You Call A "Danwich"
I love this photo. The expression on Dan Patrick's face, with an Andrews sister on each arm, just seems to scream, "Hey, E.A. Fanboys — SUCK ON THIS ACTION." More »
