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more about #simonahalep more comments → Hit Bull Win Steak: In the nightI hear them talkThe coldest story ever toldSomewhere far along this roadshe lost to her soulshe's a woman that's knockerless.... more » Hatey McLife: Now the Romanians can get back to more important things, like collecting firewood, and wild berries. more » Juancho: What, did she get some other work done while she was in there?* *seriously, if that's her in the photo, she looks much hotter now. more » UpstateUnderdog: Sad news. /pours out bottle of breast milk in memory of her big boobs more » Steve U: Finally, she can achieve her lifelong dream of being less famous. more » TimCouchFanatic: What a deflating start to the day. more » Christmas Ape: Something tells me you can retire that Simona Halep tag now. more » Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: Please be the first and last post tagged with Knockerless on Deadspin. I don't know if we can take anymore. more » UkraineNotWeak: It's been a tough week for celebrity boobs. First Mark Sanford and now this. We'll survive somehow. more » Weed Against Speed: So, if I am understanding this correctly, the top 10 posts on Deadspin in June were all about boobs? more » Karlifornia: Can we have a West Coast Deadspin Pants Party at the LA premiere of "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell"? more » NordoftheBlings: Most of them disappear quickly.Just like Deadspin Benterns that lie about starting with No. 10. more » Hustler of Culture: Tucker Max and an unnamed ESPN columnist walk into a bar... no, there's no punch line. I'm guessing there were plenty of slaps though.... more » MattinglysSideburns: Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars, Deadspin. more » Jen P: Starting with No. 10? But the first one says No. 1. I've been gone awhile--is this new Deadspin math? more » -
#simonahalep
It Appears Buxom Tennis Player Has Officially De-Racked Herself
SBB claims this is a picture of Simona Halep soon after her breast reduction surgery. Romania's long national nightmare is now over. [SBB] -
#fin
June: Fin.
We produce a lot of posts every month. Most of them disappear quickly. Some of them don't. Here are the 10 most popular posts from June, starting with No. 10.
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#simonahalep
Simona Halep's Spanish Fans Form Facebook Group To Save Her "Pupus"
I have no idea what "pupus" are, but something tells me it has nothing to do with her ground stroke. [Facebook via Salir a Ganar/PHOTO: Tennisrulz/StephaneMartinache] -
#duan
Big-Bosomed Tennis Player Urged By Larger-Bosomed Volleyball Player Not To Deflate
The ongoing mini-saga of Romanian tennis star Simona Halep's decision to have breast reduction surgery has finally found one vocal female protester. Meet Alena Schurkova, a 32E-sized professional volleyball player who has gone public with her outcry. More » -
#tennis
A Sad Day For ... Uh, Tennis?
Well-proportioned Romanian phenom Simona Halep is reportedly planning breast-reduction surgery, because her superhuman chest somehow doesn't help her play tennis. Or is she? More » -
#tennis
And Now A Post To Help The Romanian Travel Industry
Expect a 2,000-word column from Frank DeFord defending Simona Halep's Nabokovian innocence some time in the next couple months. NSFW-ish? [SBB]
