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more about #softballfailures more comments → Peter Cavan: You're killing off this feature two days after I found out that I'm in the lineup for my girlfriend's family softball game in a few weeks. I hope to ... more » Stev D: This is why I shy away from intramural sports. Also, it's whole lot easier to record the size, weight and consistency of my bowel movements from home. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: No more Softball Failures?? I haven't been this disappointed since Dirty Sexy Money was cancelled! more » Steve U: Kudos to No. 4 for managing to be injured in the shape of HAL 9000. more » StuScott Booyahs: I did not need a gallery of what Deadspin commenters look like on Monday mornings. more » Gourmet Spud: Oh good, I can send it off with the traditional "10 Puke Salute". more » Kid Canada: Isn't picture #8 the villain from Halo? more » HockeyMountain: I'm sorry, but picture 8 is NSFS; Not safe for sanity (or work as well) more » Milbury, Rolling the Dice: I'll be honest, I really don't know the size of your average horseshoe. Am I alone? more » Kid Canada: Before I read the article I assumed the bottom picture was of Mike Utley's hand. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Man I have to submit the picture of this bruise but I really need something in the picture for size comparisonke. Shit where did I put my horse shoe? ... more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Softball Failures: Darwinism at play! more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Little did he know though he received a 3rd degree hamstring as well I'm confused? The catch was so good he was given a hamstring? Also what do a 1st ... more » Hatey McLife: When I see a picture of somebody with a horseshoe on their ass, I want them dressed as a Russian Empress. more » Gourmet Spud: Every week I can scan this feature, looking for a bruise in the shape of Jesus, as a divine sign from on high that his return is imminent. Nothing yet. more » -
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A Farewell To America's Softball Failures
For the last couple weeks, the injury-rate of rec softball competitors has drastically decreased, which is great news for the collective co-pay rate of America's health-insured, but bad for the column. But it deserves a proper send-off in gallery form. More » -
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There Are So Many Ways To Make Your Leg Turn Purple
A good portion of Americans join softball leagues this time of the year. Many do it for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awful.
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Ma'am, Your Foot Appears To Be Dying
A good portion of Americans join softball leagues this time of the year. Many do it for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awfu More » -
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A Broken Thumb, Another Black Eye, And Our First Wiffle Ball Failure
A good portion of Americans join softball leagues this time of the year. Many do it for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awful More » -
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Pretty Girls Make Easy Targets
A good portion of Americans join softball leagues this time of the year. Many do it for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awful.
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This Episode Is Guaranteed To Gross You Out
A good portion of Americans join softball leagues this time of the year. Many do it for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awful.(Warning: Disturbing images ahead.)
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Black Eyes, Skinned Knees, And A Pitiful Excuse For A Man
A good portion of Americans join softball leagues this time of the year. Many do it for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awful.
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Balls, Faces, Etc.
A good portion of Americans join softball leagues this time of the year. Many do it for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awful. More » -
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How A Softball Almost Killed This Man's Foot
A good portion of Americans join softball leagues this time of the year. Many do it for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awful. More » -
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Keep Your Head In The Game At All Times, Even When It's Split Open
A good portion of Americans join softball leagues this time of the year. Many do it for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awful. More » -
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Softball Season Brings Out The Best And Worst In Everyone
A good portion of New Yorkers join softball leagues for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awful. More »
