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more about #sportsheadlines more comments → Bama6895: more » Chamomiles Davis: The best fake headline I came up with was when Aaron Brown left CNN and Anderson "So Deep In The Closet I'm Finding Christmas Presents" Cooper was tap... more » Weed Against Speed: more » Weed Against Speed: more » Peter Cavan: How about this one that came up yesterday? It's not sports-related, but neither was Rick's favorite. "Election Day Eats Come Courtesy Of an Alexandri... more » Sports-Pun: I'm making it rain +1's in this B. Excellence. more » Threat Level: Midnight: It's our minds that are in the gutter, obsessed with the size of, well, you know. In a few hours, we're going to read a Jamboroo that uses 17 differen... more » Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: What about the NY Post headline, "No really Mike Piazza likes dick in his mouth, oh and Mets beat Pirates" more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: "Penis penetrates vagina" -Some AVN article. more » Matt Sussman: Mariners Set To Get A Whiff Of Colon At Angel Stadium Bonus: favorite ever non-sports headline (story's gone, but look in the title bar) more » Phony Gwynn: What if said ruler was tattooed on his inner thigh? Would that help? more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: Apologies for this one, but I remember seeing it and almost throwing up: more » MeSoHornsby: Bill Simmons gives this an 8.3 on the Unintentional Comedy Scale. more » David Hume: All across the land, "motion of the ocean" guys nod their head approvingly. more » UkraineNotWeak: CNN Headline from years ago proclaiming a USC victory over Oregon State in Football: Trojans stuff Beavers more »
