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more about #sportsillustratedswimsuitedition more comments → Weed Against Speed: Now hold on one second. Penthouse Forum letters aren't real? Didn't you know there is an unusual number of people in this country having sex with ampu... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Dear Mrs. Smith, While attempting to reach second base with your daughter I felt what may or may not have been some balled up tissue. I would like to ... more » StuScott Booyahs: Thank you for bringing this to our attention.It is clear that the Cleveland Frowns also have great respect for ourletters section, a vital part of our... more » Chuck Knoblockhead: Einstein thinks that the fallout from that letter is relative. more » Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Last! (Ironically, of course.) more » Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: According to my scientifically research Grey Goose is fun. more » FEAST: Seeing Kevin Bacon playing another service role made me want to turn off Taking Chance and throw in A Few Good Men. Taking Chance gets a C more » Artie Fufkin: Well one bottle of Pinot Noir later, I am back home...Auburn lost, UAB won...I am going to blow cash on line poker. woot. I was told tonight to draft... more » ClintonPortishead: Am I a bitch for expressing delight over thin mints and peanut butter cremes? more » mikedrawcar: Since we're back on music, what's the best rock ballad? My vote: (unfortunately not the original, but y'all probably know it anyway) more » ACMEsalesrep: All that talk about Tesla, and we missed this: [jalopnik.com] more » UkraineNotWeak: Is it request time. I'd like to hear "Feelings". + Watch video more » Saberhagendaaz: BTW, DUAN, I picked up my acoustic guitar from the shop today and I'm absolutely killing the covers in between comments. Fake Plastic Trees, Redempti... more » White Speed Receiver: OK, DUAN: Should I be offended that the Receiveress is going to a tax preparer, being that I'm an accountant? I'm allowed to throw things at her, right? more » chilltown: USD's basketball arena is named for Jenny Craig. I find that very amusing. Also, 3 sleepers for an upset in the tourney: Siena, Creighton, and North D... more » -
#investigations
Lies, Damned Lies, And Swimsuit Issues
Sports Illustrated publishes a fake letter to the editor about their Swimsuit Issue and the world nearly explodes. You know....I think some of those Penthouse Forum stories might be slightly embellished as well. [Cleveland Frowns] -
#duan
Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
The intrepid Brooks of SPORTSbyBROOKS has Telexed us with an urgent communique regarding Danica Patrick's now-infamous checkered flag/Old Glory tattoo (these colors will eventually run as age takes its toll on Danica). More » -
#waxingoff
In Which Our Ladies Deconstruct The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
Time once again for Waxing Off, the feature that was the first on the internet to mix mime and food. This week: The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. More » -
#duan
Will You Still Respect This Model In The Morning?
Just a friendly reminder that the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue hits newsstands this week. I'm guessing that there won't be any "hockey erotica" involved. More »
