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more about #springtraining more comments → NordoftheBlings: Rogue Home Run Ball Saves Brewers Fan from Social Interaction with Real Live Bikini Girl more » sg-dub: Christ, will someone please make a "Sunglasses at Night" reference already? more » Connolly's Concussion: Dude's diving all over, working his heart out, and she's just lying there, covering her face. This clip really hits home for me. more » Shakey: If he missed, our nation's literacy rate would have risen. more » Weed Against Speed: Between the guy's nose for balls and the way he avoids chicks he could be Milwaukee's next Jeffrey Dahmer. more » Candace Parker C Cups: Okay, I'll ask. Who the hell sunbathes at a baseball game? And better yet, who stays in the exact same spot after almost getting killed by an oncoming... more » Hatey McLife: He should of let it hit her and save a roofie. more » Matt Sussman: "a vicious home run ball comes rocketing toward her unsuspecting frame ... What do you do?!" Well, you have a 50/50 chance it lands on a frame that th... more » Chuck Knoblockhead: But can he save her from a raging case of melanoma? more » Sarcastro: That's nice for her noggin and all, but I maintain that anyone older than 13 who takes a glove to a ballgame and is not a ballplayer is an overt homos... more » Shakey: an alert Prince Charming with a shining leather glove came to her rescue at the last possible moment. Greg Maddux? more » Mr. Pennsylvania: It's sad, he might have had a shot with her were it not for his use of a glove. If you are over 11 or 12, you bearhand it more » Weed Against Speed: I'd be more impressed if he was holding a baby when he made the catch. Also, since he is grown man, not bringing a baseball glove to a game would have... more » mikedrawcar: meh, I like this one better: [www.kansascity.com] more » ClintonPortishead: How the hell is this the only post under the "Obvious Lies" post? more » -
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Brewers Fan Saves Bikini Girl From Rogue Home Run Ball
Imagine a young woman innocently sunbathing at a baseball game, when a vicious home run ball comes rocketing toward her unsuspecting frame, with nothing but a bikini top to defend herself? What do you do?! More » -
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There Are No Alligator Wrestlers In Cleveland's Locker Room
David Dellucci told some beat writers he hurt himself wrestling an alligator. Some of them actually believed him. [Cleveland Plain Dealer] -
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Oh, By The Way, Pitchers And Catchers Reported Today
With all the mess of this steroid Congress business (hopefully) behind us, perhaps we look to the land of happy: Pitchers and catchers reported today! More » -
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Pitchers And Catchers Will Report Sooner Than We Think
OK, so now football is over. We can all move in with our lives, with a newfound focus on the America East conference and the MEAC. But don't worry: Spring Training is so freaking close now. More »
