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more about #stabby more comments → Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: he couldn't take the heckling anymore. So he stabbed him in the stomach. "Cut that meat! Cut that meat!" more » Weed Against Speed: We're all really fat in Minnesota! It's true! Except for the one black guy. Prince joke. more » FEAST: please bleed gravy.. please bleed gravy ..please bleed gravy.. more » HockeyMountain: Strange yet True* laws: • In OK it's illegal to hunt whales • In CO it's illegal to board a plane while it's in mid-air • In Minnesota stabbi... more » Ol' Leather Pumpkin: Emily Litella thinks there aren't enough violins during Monday Night Football. more » ArkansasFred: The incident happened at the Leaning Tower of Pizza on Lyndale Avenue S. Hinderaker couldn't be reached for comment. Anyone who patronizes such an em... more » UkraineNotWeak: Must be why there's no sign of the Jambaroo yet. more » UpstateUnderdog: The Packer fan naturally used a cheese knife. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: He got the knife, with the monogram B.F., from his back. more » Gourmet Spud: This is why people shouldn't be allowed to carry harpoons. more » Rufus Jackson: Why would you kill Skoora the Gentle Shark? Would you kill the birds for singing? Would you poison the fish for swimming? Would you shoot the children... more » Jefferson Tardship: Leonard Bernstein approves. more » Stev D: We as a society celebrate people who kill sharks, but when someone uses their internship at the National Aquariam and comes in off hours and attempts ... more » David Hume: You can stab all the sharks all you want, chief, but I'm still going to point out that sweet panty line. more » Gourmet Spud: That shark was harder to take down than Kige Ramsey on a sugar-rampage. more » -
#violinsce
Philly Fans Aren't The Only Ones Who Get Stabby
Lost and forlorn over Monday night's lost to the rival Vikings, one Packer fan took it upon himself to show one loudmouth he couldn't take the heckling anymore. So he stabbed him in the stomach. [StarTribune] -
#spearfishing
Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Die, Shark.
Here's a pretty amazing story about one brave spear fisherman who went all Stabby McStabberson to keep a hungry tiger shark from eating his friend. More » -
#stabby
More fun with Stabby! [Ardmoreite]
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