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more about #stanfordtree more comments → Clarence Rosario: Yep. That video sums up the entirety of the Stanfurd educational experience. more » Steve U: After a week of intense competition - which included a fog machine and dressing as Homer Simpson I think MTV just got the idea for their next reality ... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Splinter? I just met her. more » Lizabelle: That's a lot of wood heading for that girls ass. more » UkraineNotWeak: Hey Ladies!!!! Care to tap my sap? more » Gw Shoe Dodger: No, No, Fag, Cameraman, Yes, Yes, Dude on bench, Yes, Yes, Guy Mowing, Yes, No, Tree. more » Stev D: Those crazy college kids; stuffing themselves into phone booths, playing in fountains, decapitating strangers in an on-campus Au Bon Pain. more » UkraineNotWeak: The tree is the only thing sporting wood in the photo. more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: What is this strange power the tree seems to have over women? I'd like to hear Josh Howard's opinion on this one... more » sir_pantsalot: "What is this strange power the tree seems to have over women?" Well he got them wet first. Once they are wet you can get them to do just about anything. more » David Hume: What is this strange power the tree seems to have over women? A cool apartment and piles of blow, probably. more » Weed Against Speed: I heard he knocked up Mrs. Butterworth a couple of years ago. The poor cone has never met his father. more » HIV 2 Elway: That tree's got nothing on bad touch Oski. more » ArkansasFred: It's different at Stanford. Being the mascots is one of the least nerdy things you can do. more » roland_t_flakfizer: What is this strange power the tree seems to have over women? They do appear to be pining for him. more » -
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Grueling Tree Week Competition Produces New Stanford Tree
After a week of intense competition — which included a fog machine and dressing as Homer Simpson — a new Stanford Tree has been chosen. Unfortunately for our candidate in the video below, it wasn't him. More » -
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The Stanford Tree Is Officially Out Of Control
More sexy shenanigans involving cheerleaders and the Stanford Tree have been unearthed; this time in broad daylight, on campus. What is this strange power the tree seems to have over women? More » -
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Exclusive: Stanford Tree Responds To Cheerleader Booty-Licking Allegations
Here is the Stanford Tree's email response to our post from yesterday, which included a shocking photo of the mascot involved in some apparent menage-a-tree with buxom college cheerleaders. More » -
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Horny, Inebriated Stanford Tree A Menace To Decent Society
Drunk, disruptive and often pantsless; never has there been a more disorderly college mascot than the Stanford Tree. So where's his reality show? More » -
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Of Monday Hangovers, Booty Calls, And The Biggest Upset In College Football History
To put Stanford's win over USC into the proper perspective this morning, you should know that the Stanford Tree woke up with a raging hangover, empty tequila bottles strewn about his apartment and a pair of panties dangling from his upper branches. OK, that just means it's Monday. For real perspective, how about this e-mail I received yesterday from a Stanford grad: More » -
