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more about #stanleycup more comments → Clarence Rosario: As a Red Wings fan, I find this highly objectionable. I mean, come on: the Penguins won the Cup?!?!? more » ArkansasFred: TJ/ I know there a lot of DC-area Deadspin readers, and this will affect them, so God help you if you take Red or Green line home. [dcist.com] /TJ more » Lizabelle: The Cup has a serious case of Coyote Ugly. more » Artie Fufkin: Post Cupial. more » TheStarterWife: Better than the pic of Ovie finishing all over his Lester Pearson. more » Chuck Knoblockhead: The last time Stanley's Cup had been a part of such a tawdry sexual escapade a teabagging of Dr. Livingston was involved. more » Bobby Big Wheel: The Kid has a little sex hole where I cut the 2006 winners out. You're welcome, Sid. more » The Governor: It probably won't be the last time he's slept with something that has spent an extended period of time in a casino with Rick Tocchet more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Boy was the Cup upset when it woke up to THAT. more » NordoftheBlings: 1 Sid, 1 Cup more » LittleWaynesBleedingHead: Hello there DUAN, it appears rumors of your death were exaggerated (but not by much). Anyway, a video every person ever born should see, courtesy of T... more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Alright, I'm gonna say it, I don't see the point of this new gallery feature. Is there a reason they can't all be on one page? more » Bobby Big Wheel: If anyone wants to watch a full hour of FAIL, HBO-W is replaying Joe Buck Live right now. more » I Party With Smoot: Anyone gotta good midget stripper joke? I go on in half an hour. more » .357: Mario got all his money from his illustrious golf career. more » -
#stanleycupfinals
Penguins Fans Crashes Stanley Cup Celebration
Have you ever dreamed of being on the ice with your favorite team as they hoist Stanley Cup, then heading back to the locker room for a champagne bath with your heroes? Go ahead! NHL security obviously won't stop you. More » -
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Sidney Crosby's Wild Stanley Cup Orgy
I know this is every man's fantasy, but does Sid the Kid know where that Cup has been? Wrap it up, buddy. [Sports Crackle Pop, via TheScore] -
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Penguin Party Freakout At Mario Lemieux's Mansion
This is my favorite part about the post-NHL season is to see what wacky things the champions do with Lord Stanley's precious cup. The Penguins turned it into a pool noodle at King Mario's castle. More » -
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Pointless Sunday Gallery Post: Things Dangled Out of Windows
So, hi. It's Sunday. I'm tired. You're tired. Or you're probably outside, sprawled out under a sycamore, drinking lemonade, daydreaming about that pretty fish you caught one time at the big lake, as a young woman paints your toes. More » -
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Don't Ask Marian Hossa For Stock Market Advice
The dogpile on Marian Hossa has been sufficient and thorough. The Wings beat Hossa's Penguins last year. Then the Penguins beat Hossa's Red Wings. Goat cheese.
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#stanleycup
Only Minimal Arrests? For Shame, Pittsburgh
"We have a few arrests. For the most part people are being orderly but we've got a few people who don't want to leave." C'mon, Pittsburgh. That's no way to usher in a Crosby regime. [Post-Gazette] -
