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more about #stanleycupfinals more comments → Clarence Rosario: As a Red Wings fan, I find this highly objectionable. I mean, come on: the Penguins won the Cup?!?!? more » Karlifornia: They should do it like M*A*S*H* and just go out on top. more » HockeyMountain: Another reason the NHL is better than the NBA Jerry Buss might kill himself trying this. more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: The NHL is going to be holding its collective breath this summer that no stories come over the wire from Russia involving some combination of Alexande... more » ClueHeywood: Great news! I fully expect the NHL brass to successfully parlay that high level of interest! more » HockeyMountain: Dear Pittsburgh You're ok. Congrats. Signed, Every Avs fan P.S. Suck it you carpetbagger who left Pittsburgh for Detroit and more money and a chance t... more » Trot Nixons Hat: Oh, and Dash, I hate to tell ya, but Crosby was in the handshake line. We got a great shot of Babcock shaking his hand and congratulating him on air. more » Pesti-Esti: Yeah!? You think you're so great Pittsburgh!? The Tigers beat the Pirates. So there! /denial //congrats though. more » Hockeymom: Congrats Penguins. Congrats Pittsburgh. My happiness for you is tempered by the fact that I will never, ever get to see another North Stars game again... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: What is he hanging on to? Well, probably his multimillion dollar salary, private chef and executive washroom. more » J-No: I am pretty sure you can get Herpes from the Stanley Cup. more » Peter Cavan: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I should have gone out to a bar. Watching my team win a title while I'm home alone isn't as much fun as I thought. more » Matt Sussman: "Detroit, sadly, will be boarded up and shipped to Borneo." Read that first as Bonnaroo. I like my idea better. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Seattle is just disgusted with all pro sport. It's nothing personal toward hockey -- though one of Stern's henchman being in charge doesn't help -- &a... more » ScientificMapp: Hmmm. That Chicken sign needs more backward 3's for E's to look authentic. more » -
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Penguins Fans Crashes Stanley Cup Celebration
Have you ever dreamed of being on the ice with your favorite team as they hoist Stanley Cup, then heading back to the locker room for a champagne bath with your heroes? Go ahead! NHL security obviously won't stop you. More » -
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Hockey Insanely Popular (For Just One Night)
Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals was the most-watched NHL game in 36 years. So maybe when the league starts up again in four months, some of those people 8 million people will remember it exists! [LiveFeed] -
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Depressed Urban Zone Saved By Valiant Sports Team
All of Pittsburgh's troubles as a shrunken post-war manufacturing center are over now that the city has its third Stanley Cup championship and its second major sports title this year. Detroit, sadly, will be boarded up and shipped to Borneo.
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NHL Season Just Might End Tonight
Here we are. Game 7. Should I spend the next few paragraphs trying to regurgitate as many clichés as I can about the finality of the ultimate do-or-die scenario or just show you a picture of Greg Ostertag on skates? More » -
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Nicklas Lidstrom's Busted Ballsack And Other Tales Of NHL Woe
If Detroit captain Nicklas Lidstrom looked a little sluggish at times during this Stanley Cup Finals, he has a very, very, very good excuse. He suffered a "nearly catastrophic" testicle injury in the Conference Finals. Now how do you feel?
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NHL Did Not Rig The Stanley Cup Finals
Conspiracy theorists are apoplectic after learning that Red Wings' 2009 Stanley Cup Championship gear is already available for sale on the NHL website, but the cooler heads at Puck Daddy have already proven that the Penguins got the same treatment. More » -
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Please Do Not Leave Your House During Game Six
So here we are again ... one year after Pittsburgh lost a tough Game 6 clincher at home to Detroit, we're right back where we started. Only you have to watch tonight's version on your home TV, you ingrates. More » -
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Red Wings Show Their Age, Penguins Show Them The Door
For the first time in the Stanley Cup Finals, the Red Wings looked sad and old, while the younger, vitamin-eating Penguins skated circles around them to even the series. And none of us stayed up to watch "The Tonight Show." More » -
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What Are You Watching Tonight?
Game 4 (pivotal!) of the Stanley Cup Finals is tonight. So is Game 1 (crucial!) of the NBA Finals. Which one is more important to you and/or your bookie? More » -
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I Guess Pittsburgh Isn't Laying Down Quietly
The Penguins got a home game last night and now everything has changed! After taking care of Detroit in a must-win Game 3, the Stanley Cup Finals have become, say it with me ... a series. More »
