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more about #starwars more comments → A Pimp Named DaveR: Joe Morgan thinks the Emperor lacks consistency. You need to be more consistent with your jedi force tricks if you're going to stay at the major Empe... more » Ruthless, If you let me: Let the wookiee win. They rip people's arms out of their sockets when they lose, after all. more » Rasselas: It's a trap! /Got nothin' more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: This guy already plays back up catcher for the Yankees. more » Steve U: Maybe so, but that Ewok Eckstein sure has a ton of heart. more » Karlifornia: He once beaned Jair Jurrjens in the head because he thought his name was "Jar Jar Jurrjens". more » Hatey McLife: "[T]he Emperor is unstoppable. Now I'm going home finish the last half hour of Jedi. more » econdave: I don't know, I heard Luke Skywalker could really Tatooine the ball. more » RonZookonRedBull: Unfortunately, his Jedi powers proved useless when MLB inspected Manny Ramirez' locker and he tried to convince them "these aren't the roids you're lo... more » FlakJack: Asked if a one-legged Ewok could have outpitched him during his stint with the Padres, Wolf admitted that this was probably true. more » Civil Negligence: Sadly, the Emperor would never be hired by the Yankees front office. more » Paul.B.Dodd: Rick Fox needs Doc Bottom's All Natural Aspray more » roland_t_flakfizer: Yeah, but can they fix a toilet main? more » Hit Bull Win Steak: These are not the douchebags you're looking for. more » Kid Canada: "Ah yes, you've got a lot of buttons on your space suit here. Tell me, which one of these buttons calls your mother to come and pick you up?" more » -
#nerds
A Star Wars Geek, Randy Wolf Is
Asked, in the best Q&A ever, which Star Wars character would make the ideal baseball player, Wolf responds: "[T]he Emperor is unstoppable. He seems like he could pretty much get it done." It's true. His stuff is electric. [StarWars.com] -
#wakeupdeadspin
Rick Fox's Shirt Smell's Like Greedo's Taint Or Something
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#minorenterprise
The Whitecaps Will Summon Your Inner Geek
We proudly present you with Rick Chandler's Minor Enterprise! More »
