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more about #stephenasmith more comments → maraxusofk: Brett Favre's agent wants to know the odds of him coming back and putting MVP numbers. more » Kid Canada: Iverson will eventually play Eddy Curry in a "loser leaves town" game of HORSE. more » Silent Q: First day back on the job and already taking a half-day. Who do you think you are, Fred Hickman? #stephenasmith more » Stev D: His stint as humor columnist was great- I don't know what in the world a Speedy Claxton is, but man, I laughed. #stephenasmith more » Phyllis Nefler: Is this going to impact his STEPHEN A. SMITH, JOURNALIST chyron? #stephenasmith more » norbizness: Judging from what they are preparing to unleash upon on our eyeballs (and possibly earholes), this Guild is probably the one of Calamitous Intent refe... more » formerly Chief Wahoo: The union can force the Inquirer to publish him, but they can't force me to read him. #stephenasmith more » NordoftheBlings: The Deadspin Guild demands a Stephen A. live chat. This Guild always gets what it wants. Perhaps you've heard of Ice Age 3? DAMN RIGHT. more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: This is like when the coach's fat, slow, uncoordinated son gets to play center field and bat cleanup. #stephenasmith more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Dear Guild Member, Things are great here in 1457. What's the future like? Do you have flying wagons yet? #stephenasmith more » Stev D: Dear Inquirer Editor, If you do not reinstate Stephen A. Smith to his previous Sports Columnist title, so help me, I will come over to your house, I ... more » AzureTexan: I remember when Mom told Coach to let me play more, and he did. #stephenasmith more » Steve U: This is the most successful griefing of a Steve by a Guild since that time I was player-killed 57 times in a row by members of Death and Taxes in the ... more » Chris Hanson's Axe: The Guild also keeps the Martians under wraps. #stephenasmith more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: Way to get back on the Titanic, dipshit. #stephenasmith more » -
#stephenasmith
Stephen A. Smith Sure Is Reaping The Benefits Of Allen Iverson's 'Retirement'
Stephen A. Smith has been everywhere recently, propping himself up as the "go-to guy" for all things Allen Iverson-related. Smith "broke" the retirement story, and now he's got his hands all over an "exclusive" report regarding Iverson's future on FoxSports.com. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Allen Iverson To Retire. Unless He Doesn't.
Here's a journalism tip, kids. When the status of a developing story is still in doubt and you're having trouble deciding which angle to take with your coverage—just go with both. Seriously, it's Thanksgiving, so who cares? More » -
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The Stephen A. Smith Happy Hour Begins At Noon Today
Sock? Still retired. Enthusiastic Guild letter after the jump. More » -
#mediameltdowns
Stephen A. Smith's Return To Print Is Imminent?
After messy arbitration hearings with the Philadelphia Inquirer, it appears the beleaguered paper will announce the unwelcome return of ALL CAPS column-writing. Yes, Stephen A. will be "back on staff" again very, very soon, sources say. Sock? Still retired. -
#wakeupdeadspin
Stephen A. Smith's Legacy Summed Up In Stylish Jacket
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#stephenasmith
Sweet Vindication for Stephen A. Smith
An arbitrator has ruled that his demotion/dismissal from the Philadelphia Inquirer way back in January 2008 was "unjust", and has ordered the negotiation of an "appropriate remedy". I'm sure we could come up with a few suggestions. More » -
#deadspinhalloffame
Deadspin HOF Nominee: Stephen A. Smith
Deadspin has been having fun with Stephen A. Smith since the site began. (The very first week, actually.) We've even come around to like him. A little. More » -
#mediameltdowns
Stephen A. Smith: Pundit Voice Of Moderation?
So Stephen A. Smith has reinvented himself as a malapropping political bloviator on MSNBC. This is truly an amazing fact of American cultural life, and I'm not sure it's sunk in yet. More » -
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#stephenasmith
Stephen A. Smith Seeking New Horizons For Mouthiness, Realness
Here's Stephen A. doing his best Stephen A. impersonation by violently enunciating on MSNBC this morning. Maybe next time he'll get a proper introduction. [MSNBC] -
#mediameltdowns
The Stephen A. Heckling Society Of Gentlemen Present...NBA Draft 2009
Yes, our heroes made it into the NBA Draft. Sadly, this is the final performance for the Stephen A. sock. Hopefully, it will now be enshrined in the media wing of the NBA Hall Of Fame. [Rockin'Steady] -
#stephenasmith
Please Help The Stephen A. Heckling Society Of Gentlemen
Sad news: The Stephen A. Heckling Society of Gentlemendid not get tickets to tonight's NBA Draft. If anyone can get these invaluable correspondents into WaMu this evening, please contact me at tips@deadspin.com Let the sock roar again. -
#duan
Twitter Causes Stephen A. Smith To Completely Unravel And Clarify Obsessively
I imagine this is what it must have been like for the poor Philadelphia Inquirer editor who received Stephen A.'s column via Blackberry. Somebody get SAS television or radio work fast, or else he might destroy Twitter. More » -
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Stephen A. Smith Tweets With Dusty Orange Fingertips
Stephen A. Smith was recently on the Best Damn Sports Show Period and that flash of national exposure has resulted in a raft of new Twitter followers. But some of them won't ever let him forget his snack habits. More » -
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Post ESPN, Stephen A. Unveils His New Site To The World...
...and it looks just like his old site. New address, though. [STEPHENA.com] -
#whimsy
Depressing Autographed Seat Cushion Is The Only Thing That Remains Of Stephen A.'s Career
I saw this this ungodly little tchotchke at Standings Bar in the East Village, one of the best places to watch sporting events in NYC. I tried to buy it for $40. The owner refused. More » -
#mediameltdowns
Stephen A. Smith Still Has Remarkable Confidence That Stephen A. Smith Can Continue Being Stephen A. Smith
Stephen A. Smith is taking his ESPN loser's lap to the airwaves, but is still passionately promoting STEPHEN A. THE BRAND to whomever gives him the opportunity to talk about himself. More » -
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He Obviously Ate The Cheez Doodles First
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#nba
Wanna Get Traded? Punch A Teammate!
NBA teams make trades to build for the future, make a run for the title, or clear salary cap space—but sometimes they just don't want to look at some guy's mug any longer. More » -
#stephenasmith
Everything Stephen A. Smith Makes Up Is Important!
Stephen A. Smith's latest ESPN "scoop" is being met with catcalls and derision by its subject, Chris Bosh of the Toronto Raptors, and a Toronto Star reporter who called Smith an "entertainer." More » -
#markteixeirablogdome
Everyone Hates The Yankees ... Except For Stephen A.
So the Yankees back up a dump truck and cover Mark Teixeira with money, causing former Baseball Commissioner Bowie Kuhn to start whirling dirvishly in his grave. Here's some further reaction: More »
