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more about #stephenstrasburg more comments → ceilingFANBOY: I don't know if they have fixed it, but their media guides for the stadium used to have a "Field Demensions" page. more » rusty_spatula: this isn't a metaphor for anything else going on in Washington DC this year, mind you more » ClintonPortishead: No. 19: Ryan Zimmerman is so tangled up in blue that his last name changed to Dylan by the time he swung back around. more » ManchuCandidate: Somewhere (the Bell Centre) Youpi mimics laughter and crashes his 4 wheeler into a wall in joyful schadenfreude. more » DirkToberFest: Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. It has been 10 years since my last confession. I have stolen something from the Canadians that I fear I canno... more » Karlifornia: Washington Nationals, you're what the French Canadians call 'Les Incompetents' -Expos fans more » Barry Lutz: Old folks who should probably be retired keep coming back. This time it's John Smoltz, who's close to a deal with the Cardinals. Not a bad move: they'... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I remember when TV lost its innocence for me. It was the day I learned this guy was married to Roseanne and not John Goodman. more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Lt. Gen. Richard S. Ewell finds criticisms of Gregg's pitching in the clutch to be unfair and unwarranted. more » cookierojas: There's a ton of "widow ass" in Tampa - St. Pete and Joe Maddon's hat is officially in the ring. more » MattinglysSideburns: Wow, only 6 years later and you would never guess he was viciously mauled by a Siberian tiger. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: when even conservative projections have him pitching like an All-Star. Tom Coburn also tried to convince the public that Obama will be personally sho... more » ArkansasFred: If baseball doesn't work out he can always go back to his day job: Credible Willem Dafoe stunt double. more » NordoftheBlings: I feel strangely compelled to tell Strasburg he should buy an all-new Lancer Sportback with his money. more » Steve U: The Aztecs relinquished all rights to Strasburg after a fair-skinned, bearded Mike Rizzo showed them the demon fire from his devil stick. more » -
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The 2009 Washington Nationals: A Season Of Bigger Failure
Despite appearances, the New York Mets are not baseball's worst team. That honor belongs to the Washington Nationals, a organization whose legendary incompetence should be memorialized on the marble arches of the great city that wishes they played elsewhere. More » -
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They Lost The 'Devil,' But The Rays Are Still Goth
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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Nationals Sign Strasburg At The Buzzer; Anti-Boras Demagoguing To Begin Shortly
The Nationals locked up the best pitching prospect ever with 77 seconds to spare, and Scott Boras once again nudged the whole draft right up to the point of going tilt. More » -
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Adrian Beltre Goes On The DL With An OH GOD WHY OW OW OW
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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Have You Read Enough About This Guy Today?
Today's MLB Draft officially kicks off Stephen Strasburgapalooza, and despite the torrent of media coverage, most stories tackled one of two questions: How much will the Nationals pony up, and are No. 1 picks worth the money? More » -
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Why Scott Boras Isn't As Evil As You Think He Is
Tomorrow, Scott Boras begins the process of jimmying a record bonus out of the Nationals on behalf of Stephen Strasburg. Let's dispense with the usual frog-raining about baseball's superagent and see him for what he is: Scott Boras, labor revolutionary. More » -
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Make Some Space On Your CBS Sports Fantasy Teams
Stephen Strasburg wasn't one of The Chosen Ones, but he is otherworldy enough to be one of Washington's starting pitchers before the MLB Draft. In all fairness, CBS' geeksquad was probably just prepping for summer vacation. [CBS Sports] -
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The Nationals Are Content With Losing As Many Games As Possible This Season, Thank You
Stephen Strasburg, this year's can't-miss baseball prospect, has started 13 games at San Diego State and he's won 12 of them. More » -
#agentsareevil
Top Draft Prospect About To Get Paid
Top draft prospect Stephen Strasburg pitched a 17 K, no hitter in his last home game at San Diego State. Expect the Nationals to draft him before getting anally raped by his agent, Scott Boras. More »
