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more about #stephonmarbury more comments → DirkToberFest: I forgot how the paste function worksI forgot how the paste function worksI forgot how the paste function worksI forgot how the paste function worksI ... more » Steve U: No work and all play makes Stephon a dull boy. #newyorkknicks more » Chris Hanson's Axe: I will eagerly await Tommy's post on this tomorrow. #stephonmarbury more » Kid Canada: He didn't have the express written consent of the NBA to make a recording of the game. #stephonmarbury more » Weed Against Speed: Stephon Marbury is the Bob Uecker of Madison Square Garden. And like Uecker, Marbury likes to fuck furries. #stephonmarbury more » Starburied: Glad to see Stephon dressed up and acted like Eddy Curry for Halloween. #stephonmarbury more » Chris Hanson's Axe: The once and future Knicks albatross Samuel Coleridge had no idea this would happen. #stephonmarbury more » Starburied: Totally understandable. Steph spent last year filming commercials, crying, eating Vaseline, dancing to Barbie Girl, sitting in the stands at MSG when ... more » Kid Canada: He's taking the year off to "expand his empire", which I assume means he will spend it playing Civilization II on his computer. #stephonmarbury more » David Hume: leave me in a room with your girl for an hour and she's gonna tell you how gay I am... Why is that, Steph, will she be operating the camera while you... more » Hatey McLife: "If you think I'm gay, leave me in a room with your girl for an hour and she's gonna tell you how gay I am." Plus, she'll come back with a great new ... more » Occam's Racer: You know how I know you're gay? How? I saw you loofah Jesus in the shower once. more » The Stephen A. Smith Heckling Society of Gentlemen: My outrage that this man isn't in the Deadspin Hall of Fame right now grows by the day. more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: I took him up on the offer. According to my girl, he's "has sex with men and is oddly willing to tell strange women about it" gay. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Your Girl: Stephon Marbury is so gay. Studio Audience: How gay is he!? Your Girl: Stephon Marbury is so gay that it takes him one hour to have sex w... more » -
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Stephon Marbury Continues To Turn Craziness Into An Art Form
I'm no genius, but it seems to me that Marbury isn't a huge fan of Knicks coach Mike D'Antoni. In a tweet one would suspect were the rantings of a clinically insane individual, Marbury calls the coach "DPHONY." Nice. [SimonOnSports] -
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Starbury Is Scurred Of Haints
Marbury spent an evening parked outside a New York haunted house signing autographs, but said he was "way too scared" to actually go inside. No, it wasn't Madison Square Garden. [NY Post] -
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Starbury And The Knicks, Together In Fail For Eternity
Stephon, true to his word, bought a ticket and sat in the front row at the Knicks game last night. But he was asked to leave, because the ticket he bought wasn't for the front row. Nothing ever changes. More » -
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We're Not Going To Have Stephon Marbury To Kick Around This Season
Marbury reports that he has 'shut everything down,' taking the season off to work on his businesses..." I wonder if he's referring to his shoe company or finally working on his comedy pilot, Tokin' With Jesus. [New York Post] -
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Starbury Addresses The Gay Jokes In True Starbury Fashion
With another video. In which he sings. And displays his painted toenails. And says, "If you think I'm gay, leave me in a room with your girl for an hour and she's gonna tell you how gay I am." [NESWsports.com] -
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Brendan Haywood Apologizes For Gay-Panicky Dig At Marbury
"I don't support or condemn homosexuality," Haywood explains agnostically, before diving into the comments and discoursing with the rabble on such matters as race, sexuality, the First Amendment and showering with men. [Yardbarker] -
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Brendan Haywood Thinks Stephon Marbury May Have A Touch Of Scary Gayness
Or, as he put it, "swinging from both sides of the fence", which is what the Wiz center concluded after he watched some of Marbury's ridiculous live-streaming marathons from a couple weeks ago. More » -
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Stephon Marbury Will Continue To Smoke Pot While He's Unemployed, Thank You
"I'm not under contract ... I smoke weed occasionally. ... I'm not driving ... I'm following the rules." His agent must love him. [NYP] -
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Deadspin HOF Nominee: Stephon Marbury
There is always a danger, when documenting the cascading madness of a public figure, that they will someday snap, clouding all your previous coverage in tragedy. More » -
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Starbury's Figurative Train Wreck Becomes A Literal Car Crash
We knew they shouldn't have let him outside. At the 1:45 mark, Stephon's car appears to jump the curb, or maybe run over an old lady. But "don't worry about it. It ain't nothin' but the Devil." [H/T reader Brian] More » -
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Shy, Retiring Sort Shockingly Takes To Ustream
Chad Ocho Cinco's doing the Marbury thing on Ustream, minus the God and most of the crazy. At last check, he was wearing a robe, calling Lil Wayne on speakerphone and saying things like, "I'm the new ESPN, man." [Ustream] -
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Marbury's Frayed Ends Of Sanity
Marbury's captivating online experiment continued into late last night and, at one point, he wept. The culprit? Kirk Franklin's "Lean On Me." Did Ed Harris ever come down from his tower studio and explain to Stephon "the situation?" [YouTube] -
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Okay, Stephon Marbury Is Yelling At The Internet Right Now...
Please watch. "Have I lost my mind? Keep thinking that..." I will! [StarburyTV] -
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Once More To The Pool
Summertime, oh summertime, when on Sundays, pointless galleries seem to make some sense. So, voila! Now go do a cannonball. More » -
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The Gospel Of Stephon Marbury
Do I believe in aliens?" Stephon Marbury asked. "I don't know, because I've never seen one. But I believe in Jesus because I saw him in the shower the other day." OK, you win. Time to tune in.
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Spend Your Day Tracking Stephon Marbury's Eclecticism
As Skeets (SKEETS!) noted: This is unreal. [UStream] -
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Cashing In On The Good Name Of Stephon Marbury
A former high school teammate of Stephon Marbury is selling an out of focus picture of his state championship ring. (Oh wait—he's selling the actual ring.) The price: $250,000. Yeah....good luck with that. [eBay] -
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Knicks Finally Part Ways With Marbury
New York finally ended their feud with Stephon Marbury and sent him off into the night. Now that our long national nightmare is over, the question becomes—what are the Celtics getting themselves into? More » -
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ESPN Lets Stephon Marbury Type To The People
This had all the makings of an epic conversation, but instead it turned out to be slightly more entertaining than a live chat talking about fantasy water polo with Tristan Cockroft. More » -
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Why Won't The Knicks Let Stephon Marbury Be A Champion?
Stephon Marbury says he has a "verbal agreement" with the Celtics, who promise to sign him if he ever gets out of his current contract. Too bad the Knicks will never let that happen. More »
