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more about #steroids more comments → DirkToberFest: Now Garfield can put to use all of the liquor and cocaine he confiscated during Jon's intervention. more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Ryan Church must be the post-concussion guy, but I don't remember any enhanced performance. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Milton Bradley's ODD is legendary. more » Frogger49: I don't understand how NASCAR's drug policy can rate a 90 on their scale. Nobody knows what they test the drivers for! Not even the drivers themselv... more » Steve U: How could tennis not have been number one? Wasn't Martina Hingis suspended for two years for using cocaine? #steroids more » Weed Against Speed: Mark Cuban Says Something Sensible What? Did he claim that the ESPN employee he banged was good-looking? #markcuban more » Drunken_Donuts: Does anyone else have a strange desire for a cheeseburger? #markcuban more » ClintonPortishead: I think you've butchered his stance via the incomplete quote there, Tommy. You'll make ESPN in no time. #markcuban more » Karlifornia: Oh, look...the pallbearers outfit from the Freddie Mercury funeral. #markcuban more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I heard Cuban is financing a controversial film, directed by Brian DePalma, about teste shrinkage titled Redacted 2: Where My Nuts At? #markcuban more » Artie Fufkin: 1 Million Dead Professional Wrestlers can't be wrong. #markcuban more » Artie Fufkin: Give some to Chipper Jones, please. more » Las Goteras: You know you've fucked up when it takes a decade for your lawyers to come up with a remotely plausible excuse for your actions. more » David Hume: Alligators, Body Parts, Fantasy Leagues Coincidentally, this is the title of that screenplay that Bill Simmons keeps mailing me. more » Karlifornia: How would we have told the kids that their hero was someone who had violated the terms of his insurance policy? What about the tragic tale of Dan Sny... more » -
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Dog Show? More Like The Gun Show
In a first, they'll be testing Iditarod participants (mushers) for drugs and alcohol. This is useless until a dependable test for Purina Beneful is developed. [Fairbanks Daily News-Miner] -
#mlb
This Explains Those Missed Bunt Signs
More players than ever before have come before MLB with a signed doctor's note, swearing they have ADHD, and by the way, they have to take otherwise-banned stimulants. We're skeptical. More » -
#steroids
Some Sports Test For Steroids; Others Only Care If You're Dealing
As you ponder the musclebound freaks on your TV, take a minute to realize football has one of the best drug testing policies in sports. Is this to the credit of the NFL, or more indicative of everyone else's nonchalance? More » -
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Mark Cuban Says Something Sensible
On steroids: "We do performance-enhancing things all the time, just not steroids. If you administer them properly and fairly and set the rules strictly, as long as in doing so we recognize there are no negative long-term health-impact issues." [ESPN] -
#mlb
Baseball And Steroids: Corporate Synergy!
The company that owns the Braves is selling steroids over the Internet. That's what we in the business call "centralized distribution." [AJC] -
#mlb
Mark McGwire's Insurance Policy Required Him To Take The Stuff That Inspired Our National 'Roids Hysteria
We all know about Mark McGwire and his (completely legal) use of Androstenedione, thanks to the hall monitors in our sporting press. What we didn't know: The Lloyd's underwriters who had insured McGwire's ankle required that he continue taking Andro. More » -
#fjm
"What-If" The "What-If"
Steroids steroids steroids, you crazy son of a bitch. What have you gone and done now? You've made Gene Wojciechowski write this little bit of insanity. More » -
#mlb
Court Tells Feds That 2003 Steroid List Does Not Belong To Them
A U.S. appeals court laid the smack down on the Justice Department this week, ruling that the MLB steroid test results that keeps conveniently leaking to the press should have never have been given to prosecutors to begin with. More » -
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#steroids
Old Folks And Steroids Is Apparently A Problem Now
PED use among our elderly athletes: are we overreacting to an appropriate degree, or could we stand to overreact even more? More » -
#mlb
Major Leaguer Says What We're All Thinking, Likely To Be Fined For It
Jack Cust: "It's kind of funny they spent all that money on the Mitchell Report and a bunch of hearsay and the guy who made all the money off it happened to work for the Red Sox." [AP] -
#mlb
Bronson Arroyo Will Put Just About Anything In His Body
Bronson Arroyo admits that he pumps his body full off all manner of unapproved chemicals and that MLB drug tests don't really concern him. And what about a hardcore steroid user like Manny Ramirez? If he dies, he dies. More » -
#mlb
Is This The End Of Jason Giambi?
The Oakland A's put Jason Giambi on the DL last month, due to major sucking issues, but today they decided, "You know, Jason ... why don't you just go away? Forever." More » -
#steroids
The NBA Has Its Own Adorable Steroid Problem
Orlando's Rashard Lewis has been suspended for the first 10 games of next season after testing positive for steroids. He blames it on over the counter "supplements." It's so cute! Almost like a real sports league! [Orlando Sentinel] -
#steroids
Why Today's Red Sox Steroids Story Is More, And Less, Important Than It Seems
Steroids? In Boston's clubhouse? Big news a week ago. Now it's something of an afterthought that a pair of team staffers were let go for steroid use. But this story's going to be huge, and I'll tell you why.
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#mlb
PapiGate, Straight From The Hub's Mouth
In the wake of today's David Ortiz revelations, Deadspin takes anschadenfreudianinformative look at the reaction from the comment boards of Boston's newspapers. Let's witness the five stages of grief in one afternoon, plus plenty of trolling. More » -
#mlb
Muscly Nuisance Has Some Thoughts About Latest Steroid Revelations
"What I speak out of my mouth is the truth," says Jose Canseco, sounding very much like a man carrying two stone tablets down Mount Sinai. "It burns like fire. Just remember, I have never lied about this subject." More » -
#davidortiz
David Ortiz Has Your Comment Right Here
Down by two, bottom of the seventh ... three-run home run by Big Papi. Now what were you saying about 2003? [Video via NESN/MLB Network] -
#billsimmons
Bill Simmons Is Still Coming To Terms With The Manny/Papi Steroid Revelations
"Of all the days for me to fly cross-country... I nominate this as my all-time worst finding news out on a blackberry moment." [SportsFellaTweets] -
#mlb
What Did Jim Parque Do Wrong Again?
Former White Sox pitcher Jim Parque has a very lengthy mea culpa in the Chicago Sun-Times today, apologizing to his teammates, family, the entire sporting world, several deities, and his barber, because he took HGH for a month in 2003. More » -
#mlb
U.S. Attorney: Barry Bonds Prosecution Is Important Because Stan Musial Smoked Cigarettes. Or Something.
Joseph Russoniello, U.S. attorney for the Northern District of California, feels very strongly about Barry Bonds and the use of performance-enhancing drugs. Why? Because Stan Musial, the Perfect Knight, turned him into a smoker, that's why. More »
