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more about #stevespurrier more comments → Chris Hanson's Axe: Poor Joseph Bress must be so upset. He spends $250 dollars on a customized jersey that he thinks will be so cool because its almost the same name, but... more » Hatey McLife: Curt shouldn't feel bad, although his cousin really got hurt in his city council election by those "Turse Sixpence for Alderman" t-shirts. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Patron: Yess!! We killed the Browns! Bartender: they...they just lost...to the pats. Patron: what? more » MarkKelsosMigraine: While the Bills loss was yet another corkscrew to the scrotum, I did manage to think of an awesome nickname for Demetrius Bell: Karl Malone's Bastard ... more » ArkansasFred: He's actually supporting Kurt Schilling, the Pansexual Peace Party nominee from Hephzibah Heights. more » Chamomiles Davis: There's no "K" in "Curt." Get a brain, morans! /beginning to reconsider this whole "democracy" thing more » MattinglysSideburns: Normally, when people misspell Curt Schilling's name, they replace the "r" with an "n". more » ithacabaron: What can I say? Baller recognizes baller. [img36.imageshack.us] more » The Gizmo from Pismo: Eh, I suppose one former Florida Heisman winning QB is allowed to diss (or ignore) another former Florida Heisman winning QB. more » Artie Fufkin: See, Tebow has been fucked! more » Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Gary Bettman just offered Shanahan another $7m to be the first American to talk about the NHL publicly. more » Hatey McLife: Glad to see Shanahan get his priorities straight. Spurrier never let his coaching job interfere with his golf game. more » StuScott Booyahs: The city of Chicago is seeking a similar deal with Jay Mariotti. more » Kid Canada: Mike Shanahan Shuts His Mouth, Knows His Role ...and quietly watches the Broncos hit Rock Bottom. more » Civil Negligence: Woody Paige reports—seriously, he actually reported it! I think you mean he heard someone say it on Around the Horn and he simply repeated it. more » -
#superwakeupdeadspin
O.J. Simpson's Last Remaining Fan (And Other Tales Of Woe)
We got many weekend submissions for Morning Crap that weren't good enough to "wake up!" to (or earn their own post) but were too good not to share. So they morphed into this special Voltron-like gallery of awesomeness. Tremble, weaklings! More » -
#collegefootball
Steve Spurrier Apologizes For Not Genuflecting To The Tebow
SEC coaches and journalists spent maybe six hours of the conference's three-day media tugjob fretting over the vicious bastard who didn't pick Tim Tebow as No. 1 Super QB of the year. All because Steve Spurrier can't read. More » -
#nfl
Mike Shanahan Shuts His Mouth, Knows His Role
Mike Shanahan will be the highest paid coach in the NFL this season, provided he doesn't actually coach anybody. Or talk to anybody. Yes, getting fired from a high-paying job is great work if you can get it. More » -
