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more about #stlouisblues more comments → J-No: I may have to change my avatar to a picture of Jon Hamm. Because I would like to have sex with him. more » UkraineNotWeak: Look for a Season 6/7 episode of Mad Men, which will take place in the late 60s, in which Don Draper bangs Gary Unger's wife while on trip to St. Loui... more » ScientificMapp: Hamm wants the Blues to trade for Michael Rye-der. more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: I don't know what he's done for Blues season tickets, but I hear he had an enormous impact on getting Joseph Hazelwood to loosen up more at work. more » Steve U: How do you say perpetually underachieving in Malay? more » Stev D: This is a long way to go to get Alan Sepinwall to buy season tickets. more » TotallyRuckedUp: The fuck is a Jon Hamm? more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Yeah, well I was into John Hamm when he starred in Kissing Jessica Stein with his girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt. Also, I can see into his solarium wit... more » HockeyMountain: When are you guys going to show the one he did for the Arkansas Razorbacks? more » MeSoHornsby: Dear Canucks, Can you please let me know how I can pleasure my wife? I'm lost. Regards,MeSoHornsby more » Kid Canada: answer must be Canada's superior smack-talking investigators Yeah! We rule! You guys...you guys suck! You totally suck! You are bad at hockey and also... more » UkraineNotWeak: Little known fact. Churchill use to call Hitler in the middle of every night and give him shit about Eva. more » meatbat: There is not a bigger collection of douchebag rats in the history of sports than the Canucks. Every last one of those pussies runs their mouth, sticks... more » David Hume: Hey, my wife is a strong woman. She can take it," I'll take blatant invitations to willful misinterpretation for $400, Alex. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Cuthbert is an (inter)national treasure. Dash, Judi Dench is an international treasure. Cuthbert was in The Girl Next Door and is currently ruining th... more » -
#nhl
Hollywood Pretty Boy Wants You To Care About St. Louis Hockey
Mad Men star Jon Hamm wants you to know that he was into the St. Louis Blues way before it was the trendy thing to do. I think this team needs a new ad agency. [RiverfrontTimes] -
#nhlplayoffs
The Vancouver Canucks Have A Scouting Report On Your Wife
Here's another gem I missed from the first-round of the NHL playoffs. It seems that the Canucks are not only trouncing St. Louis on the ice, but they also lead in trash-talk opposition research. More » -
#nhl
Sarah Palin Gets NHL Goalie Fired
In a surprise move that made waves from St. Charles, MO to Belleville, IL, the St. Louis Blues placed former all-star goalie Manny Legace on waivers yesterday, and it's all Sarah Palin's fault. More » -
#nhl
St. Louis High-Sticks Their Way Into America's Heart
Did you see the finish of the Boston-St. Louis game yesterday? Too bad, I'm going to talk about it anyway! More »
