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more about #stlouiscardinals more comments → NightElfMohawk: Wait, so they want someone who couldn't hit anything except a home run (and that was only due to performance enhancing drugs) to be the Cardinals hitt... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I don't know about "hitching" my wagon, but I am gonna paint our wagon, gonna paint it fine, gonna use an oil based paint, cause this wood is pine. #m... more » StanGable: Who cares about his reputation? When a guy with a .263 lifetime average and 100 strikeouts a year asks to be your hitting coach you say yes. #markmcgwire more » Moobs: So a career .260 hitter is going to make the Cardinals hit...better? Awesome. #markmcgwire more » Stev D: Hey America, maybe we move past this steriod thing, and maybe my enormous son doesn't come by and smash your home into a million-billion tiny little p... more » Civil Negligence: Hitch your wagon to Tony La Russa's star No way, Jose. I just bought this wagon last week! #markmcgwire more » ArkansasFred: The Cards will regret this once someone finds Khalil Greene's head 30 feet away from the rest away of his body. "Swing through the fucking pitch! Th... more » DennyCrane: Since Tony Dungy and a third-string quarterback position were both unavailable ... I'm not so sure about that last one. Has he given Al Davis a call... more » SavetoFavorites: I'm guessing that the idea didn't seem so hot at first, but that LaRussa found it more and more attractive as the evening wore on. #markmcgwire more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: "Instead, he's decided to follow the playbook of any smart scandal-ridden athlete looking to get back in the public's good graces." If I Did It...the... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: In a tragic case of "too little, too late", The Steve Howe Rehabilitation Project also begins now. #markmcgwire more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: Once fans get used to seeing him in that Cardinal uniform again If it's the same one, they won't be seeing much of him. #markmcgwire more » FrancoeurFellator: Mark McGwire: "Do you want to talk about the past...or do you want to see me sock some dingers?" Everyone: "DINGERS!!" #markmcgwire more » The Gizmo from Pismo: dangit. Mexicans giving the rest of us law-abiding Latinos a bad name! more » bmoreDLJ: Well, on the bright side, have you heard Ben Francisco can hit a breaking ball...and he can hit a fastball pretty well, too! more » -
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The Mark McGwire Rehabilitation Project Begins Now
Mark McGwire wants to be loved again. Unfortunately, everyone hates him. So how to remedy that? Simple. Hitch your wagon to Tony La Russa's star. Everyone loves that dude! More » -
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Had Your Fill Of Quasi-Attractive Women Fighting At Playoff Games?
I didn't think so. Today's video, like yesterday's, comes from the lovely city of Los Angeles. But there's a twist: our antagonist is a Cardinals fan. Best fans in baseball! More » -
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The Bitter Tears Of The Best Fans In Baseball
In the wake of Matt Holliday's fateful decision to play James Loney's soft liner off his testicles, Cardinals Nation expressed several sentiments unbecoming the best fans in baseball but at least cleared all five stages of grief. More » -
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This Is The Headline That Haunts Matt Holliday's Dreams
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Cardinals Defense Takes A Holliday
That is a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad way to lose a playoff game. Commenter SavetoFavorites: "Kinda curious how the best fans in baseball will welcome Matt Holliday back home after this one." [Leitch's Twitter] -
#mlb
MLB Postseason Preview: St. Louis Cardinals
For those refined gentlepeople who prefer the cerebral grace of baseball to the plebian savagery of football, October is the greatest of months. Will Leitch looks at each of the eight playoff combatants. Now up: The St. Louis Cardinals. More » -
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Eagerly Awaiting Tony La Russa's Postseason Implosion
The best thing about having the Cardinals around in October is the inevitable moment when La Russa, lineup-card philosopher and Buzz Bissinger's kewpie doll, gets bounced on his ass by a team that realizes the game is baseball, not chess. More » -
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Un-Rubbed Balls Create Sticky Situation For Cardinals
John Smoltz thinks the reason he got roughed up last night is because his balls were not properly rubbed down. Yet, opposing pitcher Bronson Arroyo threw just fine. Is it because he was rubbing something special on his own balls? More » -
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England's Baseball Acumen Is Spot-On
"Twitter has decided to act after Tony La Russa, the coach of an obscure American baseball team, launched a legal action over a fake account." They've got the 2nd most championships, like obscure English soccer team Manchester United. [Daily Mail] -
#whimsy
The Most Brilliant Thing You'll See All Night
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Cardinals Bullpen Fixes John Smoltz In Five Minutes
Two weeks ago, John Smoltz left Boston a washed up failure. Then one bullpen session with the Cardinals and suddenly he's a future Hall of Famer again. All because his teammates figured out what Boston coaches couldn't. More » -
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Hey Buddy, Down In Fro... Oh
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St. Louisans Take Fan-On-Fan Violence To Next Level With Assault On Handicapped
A intoxicated Catholic school teacher is accused of pushing a Busch Stadium usher out of his wheelchair during a game last weekend. I'd like to say we'll be tracking this, but I don't think this story has legs. [STLtoday] -
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Why Your Stadium Sucks: Busch Stadium
This is a weekly feature in which I (and maybe you, too, readers) detail the various reasons for hating your ballpark. This week: The St. Louis Cardinals' Busch Stadium. More » -
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Even Satan's Minions Love Albert Pujols
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Jack Clark: Still Hating On The Mets
Back in the days of the old National League East, it was the St. Louis Cardinals that declared themselves mortal enemies of the New York Mets. But even time and realignment can't stop Jack Clark from holding a grudge. More » -
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Khalil Greene Not Over Anxiety Problems
Greene—0 for his last 16 AB—is back on the DL with his "social anxiety disorder." Maybe he just needs time to grow a better mullet. [MLB.com] -
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The Definition Of A Team Player
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How The Cardinals Could Lose Albert Pujols
I'm not sure people realize how possible it is that Albert Pujols won't be a Cardinal in three years. And every day, every loss, every solo Pujols homer, makes it a little more likely to happen. More »
