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more about #superbowlxliii more comments → Shakey: Somebody STOLE my fucking Hamels pennant. Oh no! What else did they do? Lemme guess. Scratch your CD? more » Chuck Knoblockhead: I'd like to remind everyone that we're talking about a bunch of college students. I'm guessing mostly guys, so a 12 year old's sense of humor is not t... more » shea_guevara: they were probably too busy drowning their sorrows in booze to notice that my cube was becoming increasingly Phillie-fied Or they're not nearly as obs... more » Weed Against Speed: At first, I thought it read "Our Women Ruminate On The Art Of The Skank" and was shocked to think that Jenn Sterger and Sarah Spain were contributing ... more » ClintonPortishead: Asking women about pranks is like asking Berman about manners, or Mark Mangino to describe his penis. more » Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Let me tell you what I do know. Every day I come by to pick you up. And we go out, we have a few drinks, and a few laughs and it's great. But you know... more » Her?: My older cousins repelled down our four story high school in ninja gear to the second floor. They cut a hole in the library window and shoved dozens o... more » SayChowdaFrenchie: Nikki sounds like a bitch for liking the Phillies. There I said it. more » ArkansasFred: My ex-girlfriend used to poke holes in my condoms. Hilarity definitely did not ensue. more » Weed Against Speed: Not pictured in Kool-Aid Man photo: David Hasselhoff singing "Looking for Freedom" in a leather jacket with Christmas lights on it. more » ras_d: waxing off discusses pranks, and there's not single sexy prank in there. I was hoping for something like tiger balm in panties, or roommates exposing ... more » Hatey McLife: "Hey, Kool Aid Man is acting kind of funny." "He and Mr. McLife split a case of malt liquor." more » Kid Canada: I believe the proper title of every Waxing Off post should be "intolerable cruelty". more » Civil Negligence: So Will puts on a woman's wig and then blogs by the name Absence Of Alice? more » ScientificMapp: Why are Jesus and His quarterback wearing different helmets? And who's blocking Gumby Elmo there? The Lions better sign that guy. more » -
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Intolerable Cruelty: Our Women Ruminate On The Art Of The Prank
It's time for Waxing Off, the Deadspin feature that will go topless if you throw it beads. This Friday's topic: Sports pranks. More » -
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Breakfast Fail: Intrepid Reporter Attempts To Eat Five Denny's Grand Slams
Remember the Denny's Super Bowl ad that promised free breakfast to everyone in America? Two million were served on Tuesday between 6 a.m. and 2 p.m., including five to one Chicago Tribune reporter alone. More » -
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James Harrison's $800,000 Touchdown
Poker player Phil Ivey bet $800,000 on the Cardinals +3.5 for the first half of Super Bowl XLIII. I believe that is what's known as a "bad beat." [Phil Ivey Rules?] -
#pittsburghsteelers
TWO FEET DOWN
Steeler Nation sees your one toe and raises you another, Buzzsaw boy. [SteelersDepot] -
#mediameltdowns
The F. Scott Fitzgerald Super Bowl Controversy That Wouldn't Die
Of all the cockamamie controversies surrounding the Super Bowl ... did two columnists actually criticize sideline reporter Alex Flanagan for quoting F. Scott Fitzgerald? And did Keith Olbermann jump to her defense on his show? More » -
#seattleseahawks
ONE FOOT DOWN
He only had one foot down! One foot! I'll get over this eventually. [The Will Leitch Experience] -
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Troy Polamalu Once Again Stage Dives Into The Waiting Arms Of Sixburgh's Faithful
Yesterday's Super Bowl parade in Pittsburgh had the usual accoutrements: black and yellow wardrobes, Terrible Towel waving, and obnoxious yelling. But you don't often see a player give back as much as Troy Polamalu. More » -
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Take The Money And Run
Man in Steelers jacket robs Pittsburgh bank during Super Bowl victory parade. Is foiled when he and the money are sprayed with, appropriately, red dye. [Pittsburgh Post Gazette] -
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Hey, Did You And I Just Buy Santonio Holmes A New Cadillac Escalade?
Whatever happened to the tradition of General Motors giving the Super Bowl MVP a new car? It happened; it's just that GM wanted to keep the presentation quiet this year. And for good reason. More » -
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Mickey Gets A Booth Review
Santonio Holmes visits Disney World. In exchange, Mickey Mouse will be cited and appear in a Pittsburgh court on possession of marijuana charges. [Orlando Sentinel] -
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What Is Up With That Steelers Fight Song?
If you managed to catch any of the Pittsburgh Steelers victory parade today, you might have heard the haunting bass grooves of what might be the worst team fight song of all time. More » -
#duan
In Wisconsin, The Buzzsaw Defeats Truman
Well. At least the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel had supreme confidence in the Arizona Cardinals' defense. More » -
#superbowlxliii
New Snack Food Stadium Rises To Challenge Predecessor's Deliciousness
The question we have to ask ourselves is this: How can mankind continue to build bigger, grander snack food stadiums, yet still fail to cure cancer or achieve peace in the Middle East? More » -
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Kurt Warner's "Fumble" Brings Back Some Old Tuck Rule Memories
Kurt Warner passed the ball. Kurt Warner fumbled the ball. Everybody has an opinion. Is this 'Tuck Rule II'? More » -
#superbowlblogdome
Steeler Victory Parade Is Set ... No Guns, Knives, Nunchucks Please
Yeah, that Steelers victory parade that the city said it couldn't afford? It begins Tuesday at noon at Mellon Arena. [Business Times] More » -
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Cranky Writer Says "Best Super Bowl Ever" Proclamations Are Silly
SI writer Andrew Perloff gives five reasons why Super Bowl XLIII shouldn't be considered epic. [For The Record] -
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Santonio Holmes: From Dong To Bong To Rabbit Slayer MVP
Anyone who thinks that Michael Phelps' career is somehow over because of one little indiscretion, need look no further than the current hero of the moment, Super Bowl MVP Santonio Holmes.
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#larryfitzgeraldsr
Still Waiting For Larry Fitzgerald Sr. To Spell Anquan Boldin's Name Right
"He has the first-ever team to have three receivers — Fitzgerald, Anquan Bolden and Steve Breaston — on a Super Bowl team who each have over 1,000 yards." [Minnesota Spokesman-Recorder] -
#wakeupdeadspin
Don't Be The Only Kid On Your Block Without One Of These
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. More » -
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Your Morning After Super Bowl Cardinals-Were-Hosed Post
Not saying that the last play by Warner was or wasn't an incomplete pass, but did officials actually look at the replay? Couldn't God have thrown a red flag from the heavens? [YouTube]
