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more about #surfing more comments → Bea Hate Me: I once mastered the cicadian rhythms of the universe. I would emerge from the ground every 17 years to produce young and make buzzing sounds with my t... more » Steve U: kids want to kill themselves trying stupid stunts and old folks want to kill themselves for wasting their lives, the end. I'm pretty sure this is jus... more » Karlifornia: I think this is a good time to mention my charity work with the "Special X Games" I officiate three events: Men's Vert Wheelchair, Cerebral Palsy Ja... more » DirkToberFest: no one watches them on TV because they make kids want to kill themselves trying stupid stunts and old folks want to kill themselves for wasting their ... more » Chris Hanson's Axe: they make kids want to kill themselves trying stupid stunts Similarly, when they broadcast the NFL Draft, kids watching at home try to wear flashy su... more » Karlifornia: What's truly inspirational is that he isn't quitting his day job as sign-language translator for Broadway plays. I hope the deaf community likes avant... more » Brazil Thrill: Glenn... the extra "n" is for "nub." more » Gourmet Spud: The irony is that he's had to give up fishing. more » Matt Sussman: Hey, it's still safer and wiser than attending a second Great White concert. more » UkraineNotWeak: This was no boating accident!!! more » Kid Canada: Shark like to be in AmericaOkay by shark in AmericaEverything free in AmericaFor a small fee in AmeREEEca! more » Karlifornia: The Shark retreated after seeing "Stanley Cup Finals" on the shirt of the surfer. more » Weed Against Speed: Nazi Shark must have thought the surfboard was some sort of edible plate. -Hedberg more » ClintonPortishead: Two grand for a Shark's tooth? My necklace from Summer Vacation '98 must be worth MILLIONS. more » Bobby Big Wheel: I'll find him for three, I'll catch him for five, and I'll kill him for ten. more » -
#espn
Oh Look, The X-Games Are On
So ESPN is still putting on this thing? I hope they're still giving the Great Outdoor Games a run for their ratings. Just kidding,* I'm actually totally transfixed by a dramatic video currently up on the X-Games site. More » -
#surfing
A Great White Shark Ate This Man's Hand
I find it amazing how after surfers get attacked by sharks ,some of them jump right back in the ocean and continue the sport with less body parts. But here's another handless Aussie surfer walking through the raindrops. More » -
#outdoors
Nazi Shark Almost Claims Another Victim, Leaves Commemorative Tooth
This occurred in Pillar Point Harbor, about 20 miles from my house. From my HOUSE! Where my wife sleeps; where my children come to play with their toys ... More »
