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more about #swineflu more comments → Pete Gaines: You find CANADA'S distribution of the H1N1 vaccine Orwellian? Get your head out of Alex Rodriguez's ass for a tick and look at our own country, son. ... more » Hatey McLife: To avoid confusion, Influenza A is referred to as Influenza 1, in Canada. #swineflu more » Stev D: As opposed to Type A Influenza, which is very agressive and will schedule 5:30 meetings on the Friday before a holiday weekend. #swineflu more » Silent Q: LeBron and two teammates have tested positive for Influenza, eh? "Fixed that for ya." - Canada #swineflu more » MarkKelsosMigraine: King James just gave more fuel to the anti-Coldplay crazies: He thinks he got sick from Chris Martin. #swineflu more » AzureTexan: LeBron, please tell my wife that the Extra-Strength Tamiflu gave me this raging case of herpes. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: "What, Tom? ... No! Of course not, are you kidding me? That was like... omigosh you're just being stupid now. Geez, that's like, impossible... I mean,... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: LeBron also gave more fuel to the pyros. He never should have given those kids in florida all that rubbing alcohol. #swineflu more » Tony Reali's Winning Smile: Please Wipe Down The Rim After Dunking -That's what John Amaechi said more » Steve U: So, what's the policy on wiping down the rim after fisting? more » Hatey McLife: Why are they concerned? We all know that with enough money, NBA players can get cured of anything. more » sir_pantsalot: Today the WNBA is finally validated by the NBA stealing their practice of the players fisting each other. more » StuScott Booyahs: "Exploding" the fist bump is strictly forbidden, however. more » Stev D: Is this the end of the "if it's yellow, let it mellow" era? more » Steve U: Just the first in a series of rule changes expected to be instituted by new NBA Deputy Director Adrian Monk. more » -
#nhl
Hockey Team Dooms Children, Elderly
Because the prairie provinces are generally uncontroversial, and those few controversies are always hockey-related, the latest media storm in Calgary is due to the Flames jumping the line to receive the swine flu vaccine. More » -
#nba
LeBron James Is Sick In The Original Sense Of The Word
LeBron and two teammates have tested positive for Influenza A, and the Cavs are treating them like H1N1 cases. Worse, King James just gave more fuel to the anti-vaccine crazies: He thinks he got sick from his flu shot. [ESPN] -
#nba
Please Wipe Down The Rim After Dunking
According to the Boston Herald, the NBA has issued "an anti-handshake" directive, asking players to fist or chest bump each other to combat swine flu. Also, please use a handkerchief when boxing out. [Herald/NoGutsNoGlory] -
#wakeupdeadspin
This Pig AIDS Aggression Will Not Stand, Man
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
#soccer
Landon Donovan Has Swine Flu
And no, he didn't get it from being showered in urine and vomit by Mexican fans. But here's your excuse for yesterday's match result, Sam's Army. [FanNation] -
#baseball
NYC Pitcher Throws No-No After Dad Dies Of Swine Flu
Throwing a no-hitter or four in high school baseball? Passe. Doing it the day after burying your father, New York City's first victim of swine flu? Now we're talking. More » -
#soccer
Mexican Soccer Player Red Carded For Swine Flu
Speaking of bold, unexpected strategies—Guadalajara defender Hector Reynoso has been banned from international competition because he spit and sneezed on opposing players and then told them he had swine flu. More » -
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#swineflu
Swine Flu Paranoia Reaches Alabama
Huntsville, Ala.: "Right now, we are being advised by our Medical Advisory Committee to shut down all activities until further notice." [ESPN.com] -
#highschoolsports
If You're Reading This Post, You Now Have Swine Flu
The state of Texas is postponing all of its high school sports activities (plus some nerdy stuff) in order to keep their filthy population from spreading the deadly pork-based flu virus. You may commence panicking. More »
