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more about #tampabaybuccaneers more comments → ClickClickThud: Aaaaand the WDAE jock who reported that the team is for sale? Suspended, and the Glazers are making lawsuit-type noises. [m2.tbo.com] #tampabaybucca... more » David Hume: Also, would anyone like to own the web address www.fatcockcocainevideogameblog.tv ? I mean, I know there's a market for expert analysis on large-pool... more » Ken Hunt: Would you buy ANYTHING from this man, let alone a football team? #tampabaybuccaneers more » norbizness: It's the first rule of business: buy low, sell after the team has become an irradiated pile of elephant dung. #tampabaybuccaneers more » Chamomiles Davis: Judging by their record this season, who doesn't own the Buccaneers? #tampabaybuccaneers more » David Hume: I'm not sure about the Bucs, but I sure would like to own one of those Lancer Sportbacks. See, it's into whatever I'm into. Frankly, I always figu... more » Stev D: Do you own a football team, or does the football team own you? #tampabaybuccaneers more » Reg_Dunlop: I do not want to buy the team. However, I would like to fornicate the blond. #tampabaybuccaneers more » Phintastic: A Michael Pittman / Tatum Bell backfield probably could beat the Bucs. #tampabaybuccaneers more » Stev D: Glazer added: My boy Chuck Liddell is looking SICK! My man is ready for combat. #tampabaybuccaneers more » SavetoFavorites: Does Bucco Bruce come with? This guy seems like he's got a good line on amyl nitrate and MDMA if you need it. more » Weed Against Speed: I don't believe any story about the Buccaneers unless it includes a reference to Chris Berman telling the joke about when Tampa's first head coach Joh... more » TT-Zop: Forbes values the Bucs at $1.085 billion Unfortunately, that value is in Steve Forbes gobbledygook dollars, and not US American dollars #tampabaybucc... more » AzureTexan: According to inside sources, Glazer is pursuing a Devils-Bucs merger that will result in an American-style football team called the Man U Sucks. #tamp... more » Jews For Purple Jesus: Just do what the Dolphins did and let a bunch of celebrities get a piece of the team. Tampa has to have some celebrities that can gather up some loot... more » -
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Would Anyone Like To Own The Tampa Bay Buccaneers?
The Buccaneers are so sad this season that the local UFL team says they can beat them. Maybe owner Malcolm Glazer agrees, because according to Tampa sports talk radio station WDAE, he's putting the team up for sale. More » -
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Jeff Jagodzinski Has Not Had A Good Year
Tampa Bay has not even seen their new offense in real-time competition yet, but they have apparently seen enough to know that it stinks. They fired coordinator Jeff Jagodzinski today, just one week before Opening Day. More » -
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Buccaneers' Aqib Talib Jumps On The Arrest Bandwagon
Is all this terrible legal trouble dissuading NFL players from punching people in the head? Not Tampa's Aqib Talib! Busted last night for simple battery and resisting arrest. What would be considered "complicated battery?" More » -
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Breaking: The World Is a Magical, Wonderful Place, and Bucco Bruce Is Back
This year the Tampa Bay Buccaneers will once again wear the most garish and weird shade of salmon/orange, and Orlando Bloom will again intimidate opponents from their ridiculous helmets. Feel the magic! More » -
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Chris Hovan Did Not Kill A Doe, Wife Says
From last Friday's "Deadspin Deleted Scenes:" It appears the reader who wrote in about the Bucs' lineman's alleged late night conquest was mistaken. Shocker. That's what Chris Hovan's wife, Jaimi, told BucStats.com. More » -
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The Prodigal Son Returns, Kind Of
Former Gilroy High, San Jose State and San Francisco 49ers QB Jeff Garcia, 39, is now an Oakland Raider, and may challenge DeMarcus Russell for the starting role. Good one, Al. [San Francisco Chronicle] -
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Geno Hayes Will Wear His Helmet From Now On
Tampa Bay special teamer Geno Hayes is doing fine, even though his 19-year-old girlfriend stabbed him in the head with scissors—then again in the neck with a real knife. The second stabbing shows dedication. [TampaBayOnline] -
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Buccaneers Release Famous Country Duo
Brooks and Dunn are done in Tampa Bay! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ... wait. I don't get it. [Mass Hysteria] -
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Examining Jon Gruden's Unhealthy Obsession With Tim Tebow
Jon Gruden has only been out of football for a month, technically, but he's already having trouble adjusting. Case in point: This rather remarkable interview he did with the Sun-Sentinel on Sunday. More » -
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Jon Gruden's Rampant Scumbaggery Brought To Light By Simeon Rice
Jon Gruden's notorious for his early morning work sessions and his ability to make business decisions without letting a personal relationship get in the way. Yesterday, Simeon Rice, former Buc, lit into his former coach. More » -
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Does This Guy Look Drunk And Belligerent To You?
You may have seen the story posted on Sunday about an innocent fan who was thrown out of Raymond James Stadium for doing absolutely nothing wrong—besides rooting for the visiting team.
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The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Are Quite Serious About Pancakes
A man is suing former Tampa Bay Buccaneers Anthony Davis and Michael Bennett for beating him up in a drunken melee in an IHOP parking lot on Oct. 13. More » -
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Antonio Bryant's Left Hand Can Snatch Eagles From The Sky
The Deadspin Morning Video Wake Up Call will return for a brief period of time through the holidays. If you have any suggested videos to fill this space, email us. Subject: Morning Video Wake Up Call. More » -
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The Audacity Of Hope
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More »
