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more about #tampabaylightning more comments → Kid Canada: Sure, but do their wives underline the fuck scenes for them? #watercoolerfodder more » David Hume: The Tampa Bay Lightning got their yucks from a good-old fashioned game of "strip shootout," "That shit's off the hook, right?" - A. Jones. #watercoo... more » UkraineNotWeak: According to the rules, both the stick blade and the penis cannot be bent more than a quarter of an inch. #watercoolerfodder more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: My eyes!!! The visor does nothing! #watercoolerfodder more » Steve U: All this and more in the new Stag Films' release, The Man Advantage. #watercoolerfodder more » Hustler of Culture: Their sticks are bent at the end... Also, where is the #nightmarefuel tag? #watercoolerfodder more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Ronald like to make fires. FUCK YOU, RONALD! more » Chamomiles Davis: I posted a video for my dad in which I took bullet points from his resume and wrote them on my fingers, then displayed the writing on my fingers in a ... more » David Hume: ...just wishing us well," Mark said. "I even got a message from Vince Lombardi's granddaughter. It's been surreal. Mark continued, "It's so crazy - ... more » MattinglysSideburns: And star-wipe. more » Weed Against Speed: In today's job market with employers getting stacks of resumes, you need to create a way to stand out, I guess. That's why you should always go to int... more » UpstateUnderdog: I'm just glad he didn't post a video about his dad on Red Tube. more » Jefferson Tardship: Mark hasn't gotten a job yet, but Ben has gotten a dozen job offers to be a teacher at a school for the deaf. more » David Hume: "Ben loves hockey... He enters high school next year so I'm sure he'll get into other sports as well." Or, he'll discover weed, beer and inside-the-pa... more » Jefferson Tardship: Kige Ramsey tried this while having lunch at Captain D's one day, writing with tartar sauce and his own feces. more » -
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Hockey, Wearing Not So Much As A Stanley Cup
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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Florida Kid Uses YouTube For Good, Not Evil
It's a cold world out there in these hard economic times, especially in the world of hockey. But meet Ben Gullett, who whipped up a unique scheme to help find his dad a new job. More » -
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Martin St. Louis Stars In "A Close Shave"
There are certain phrases you never want to read in an NHL recap (or your inbox), but I think the one that is most cringeworthy has to be "skate to the face." More »
