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more about #tampabayrays more comments → NordoftheBlings: "If ya can bite 'em, dress up like a lady" - Marv more » David Hume: ...preparing to "work his rookie magic" I remember the days of trying to work some rookie magic. I had no control over my magic wand and usually ca... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: The surest sign you are picking up a classy tranny is if she is carrying some kind of mysterious opaque plastic bag. more » DumpsterDining: Similarly, my wife lets me "work my rookie magic" around the house during the evenings of even numbered Thursdays. //Checks calandar ///YES! more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Meanwhile, rookie fuck David Pierce is pacing timidly on the set of Stag Party 357. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions... which are weird and deeply confusing. more » MattinglysSideburns: The South African Track Federation wonders how fast David Price's 100 metres is. more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: After an hour in a room together, Starbury and my girl finally agreed that those shoes and that dress are different shades of pink. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Eddie Murphy just called Lorne Michaels to see if he still has those Yankees season tickets. more » ArkansasFred: If they really wanted to make it uncomfortable for Price while he's in New York the vets should make him dress up like David Berkowitz. more » HernandezStache: Here's rookie fuck David Price Says the guy who used a Banana Republic ad as his Deadspin intro picture. more » Civil Negligence: Dress on loan from the Alex Rodriguez Collection. more » Barry Lutz: "Hi there, gorgeous. Ever gone out with a Yankees third baseman?" more » Karlifornia: At Mardi Grad, my buddy vomited rainbow sherbet all over me, and next thing I knew, I was being sued by Ryan Braun.. more » ArkansasFred: Sort of like the difference between a Starburst and a Mamba: One is tasty and one is gross. more » -
#hazing
If Ya Can't Beat Em, Dress Up Like A Lady
So the saying goes. Here's rookie fuck David Price, preparing to "work his rookie magic" in the South Bronx after last night's 4-2 loss at Yankee stadium. [ESPN] -
#mlb
Tampa Bay Rays Employee Takes It Upon Himself To Keep Playoff Hopes Alive
And the best way to possibly do that is to plant a fake bomb as a "practical joke" in Tropicana Field before the Red Sox series. The Rays are still six games back in the AL Wild Card race. [StPeteTimes] -
#mlb
A Starburst Is Born
To one Tampa Bay Rays fan, these stars are not similar. To a Florida prosecutor, the blue star is a shameless rip of the yellow star. Which might put the fan in the clink for a year. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
"It's A Good Thing I Have A Husband To Promote My Song"
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More » -
#psas
Matt Garza and Bristol Palin Would Like To Talk To You About Teen Pregnancy
Yesterday, afternoon there was an important town hall meeting to help kids say no to teen pregnancy. (Not cool, Kids!) If a Tampa Bay Ray and a governor's daughter can't set youngsters straight, who can? More » -
#tampabayrays
Be Sure Your Child Wears Earmuffs If Troy Percival Approaches Your Section
Some of the Rays were upset at the fan who interfered with Evan Longoria when he tried to make a play along the third base line. Troy Percival was really upset. [Rays Index] -
#mlb
Tampa Bay Baseball Outsider, We Hardly Knew Ye
Apparently Carter Gaddis' new tell-all blog told too much on the first day. Like the Norwegian Blue, his blog is no more. It's an ex-Parrot. But what killed it? Dude, where's my blog? More » -
#mlb
It's Still Much Cooler Than The Rayhawk
On April 14, Tampa Bay Rays' fans will receive a handsome fake championship ring to commemorate their loss to the Phillies in the 2008 World Series. [Walkoff Walk] -
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#mlb
Switch Hitter: Burrell Agrees In Principle With Rays
Pat Burrell rips out Daulerio's heart, stomps on it, gives it a mohawk. [ESPN] -
#media
Worst Columnist Predictions Of 2008 ... With Gratuitous Jay Mariotti
Sure it made for good copy when Terence Moore of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution wrote back in April that "The Falcons just blew it" by drafting Matt Ryan. Did he think that wouldn't come back on him? More »
