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more about #tedginn more comments → Hit Bull Win Steak: I wonder if Jesus would frown upon Pilates as part of his offseason workout program? #tedginn more » AzureTexan: The guy who Ginn really needs to keep an eye on this Sunday is Tampa Bay special-teamer Judas T. Iscariot. #tedginn more » Lionel Osbourne: I haven't seen faith misplaced this badly since Dimitrius Underwood left services at Immanuel's Temple Community Church in Lansing. #tedginn more » Chamomiles Davis: All I know is that the guy in my fantasy league who drafted Ginn denied it three times. #tedginn more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Palm Sunday is Allen Iverson's favorite Holy Day of Obligation. #tedginn more » roland_t_flakfizer: Bobby Carpenter is pissed about this press, especially since he just converted and bought a bumper sticker company. #tedginn more » MattinglysSideburns: Dan's late brother, Doug, would feel that he's floating towards trouble with comments like those. #tedginn more » twoeightnine: Well Jesus was black... #tedginn more » RichardDJoke: Jesus would run a better crossing pattern and fully extend his arms-- even if he knew he was going to take a hit. more » ArkansasFred: Uh-oh, Ted. Looks like you have to Dan Brown-proof your garbage cans now. #tedginn more » I Party With Smoot: Well, there do seem to be holes in his hands... #tedginn more » Phintastic: Janie Campbell is wondering if Dan Hanning wants to be her Replacement Grampa. Yes Janie, and he has candy in his pocket, so reach in there and grab ... more » Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre: There are a lot of Jesuses in Miami, and Ted Ginn is not one of them. #tedginn more » AzureTexan: The Yanks took a chance when they moved A-Rod from eighth in the lineup to Kleenex, so you'd think he wouldn't blow it so publicly. #alexrodriguez more » MitchKayak: All Raiders games are probably only watchable at two times speed while playing Yakety Sax. #alexrodriguez more » -
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Ted Ginn: A Lot Like Jesus!
Says Miami O-Coordinator Dan Henning: "In the Bible, on Palm Sunday they threw flowers at the Good Lord, then on Friday they....beat the shit out of him, crucified him....in this league they give us seven days....only gave him five." [NBCMiami] -
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Alex Rodriguez Wins The Weekend (Again)
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Alex Rodriguez, who won the weekend by pretty much just owning these playoffs. He's like some amazing mythical creature! More » -
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Everyone Had A Good Time At Ted Ginn's Birthday Riot
Cleveland police had to break up a "near riot" in front of the House of Blues last night, that ended with Buffalo Bills defensive back Donte Whitner on the wrong end of a taser. More »
