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more about #terrellowens more comments → StuScott Booyahs: The fuck is a David Anderson? more » Phyllis Nefler: So do they have you test out the donut sex tricks too? more » Tracy Ham and Eggs: What's something a woman can do on a first date to guarantee a second one? Put out. Then don't let my wife find out. more » lukeoneil47: "SPYGATE!!!BELLICHEAT 18-1****HAHAHALOLOLOL" [farts, cries, falls down] /espn'd more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: It's true, T.O. has never even sniffed the Overrated Cheapshot Artist playoffs, let alone the championship game. more » SavetoFavorites: If he'd looked across the field, he could've learned a lesson from a real leader of men. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I can't wait for T.O. to dump bucket after bucket of water on Sullivan's head while Sullivan keeps calling him a "real class act." more » David Hume: ...a star who would bring some straight talk... "So, I was wrenching on my Jeep, when my Rottweiler knocked over the Jim Beam I was drinking, and it ... more » Moose A. Moose: Mark Whicker said that after the game, it was like T.O. had been held prisoner, bound and gagged for 18 years. more » Silent Q: Jerry Sullivan is to informed sportswriting what Johnathan Sullivan is to self-control at a buffet. more » GretchenProtesilaus: DEAD. ON. They are DYING up here to make a story out of him acting like an ass, and he just isn't. While he doesn't give off a "I love Buffalo and w... more » econdave: And after Monday night's 25-24 loss to the Patriots, a lot of the media were eager to hear what the iconic receiver would say, what comforting words h... more » StuScott Booyahs: When the Bills signed Terrell Owens, we were told he would be a leader for a young team, a better teammate than we realized, a star who would bring so... more » HockeyMountain: Hershall Walker actually got into trouble with the IRS and INS for selling himself as several personalities. more » Hatey McLife: The Buffalo sports media can't wait to blast Terrell Owens for shooting his mouth off... Wait until TO kills his gay lover in a car crash, it worked ... more » -
#nfl
NFL Players' Softer Sides Are Just As Dumb
Disclosure: thanks to a friend in editorial, I'm often one of the anonymous guys in the "men tell you what they really want" articles at Cosmo. That's my excuse for knowing that this month's issue features some football players. More » -
#watercoolerfodder
HGH Is P.O.'ed At T.O.
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#nfl
Buffalo Columnist Outraged By T.O.'s Good Behavior
The Buffalo sports media can't wait to blast Terrell Owens for shooting his mouth off to reporters—only he hasn't done that yet, so they'll just have to blast him for being polite instead. Wait — what? More » -
#badideas
Terrible Ratings Won't Stop Onslaught Of Sports Reality Shows
There have been a lot of sports-themed reality shows on TV lately—Superstars, Fourth and Long, The T.O. Show, etc.—and they all have two things in common. They are terrible and people hate them. So let's greenlight some more! More » -
#terrellowens
T.O. Explains To Trent Edwards Exactly When He'll Make His Life Miserable
T.O. drives the Buffalonians bananas on his first day at mini-camp. You get the impression that this is the one place in the NFL universe where his spectacle isn't only welcome, but desperately needed. (PHOTO: H/T William V.) [Buffalo News] -
#thesuperstars
Terrell Owens Suddenly Remembers He Has This Thing He Has To Be At
I was surprised to learn "The Superstars" was actually on last night, opposite the All-Star Pregame. (Counterprogramming!) Thanks to the magic of time travel, I have learned that the episode was way more pointless than usual. More » -
#recaps
Terrell Owens and Joanna Krupa Rise From The Dead
ABC made a mistake when they somehow let theonlymost marketable face on their game show get booted off in the first week. Well, thanks to the magic of television that's all a distant memory! More » -
#recaps
The Superstars Loses Its Superstar
By now you've certainly seen the video of Joanna Krupa going all Terrell Owens on....Terrell Owens (language NSFW), but if you didn't actually watch "The Superstars" last night than you must hate Americana and apple pie, baby. More » -
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#nfl
Only Terrell Owens Can Cover Terrell Owens
Now that the city of Buffalo is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Terrell Owens, Inc., he's just going to go ahead and do his own sports reports, thank you very much. [WKBW] -
#nfl
Terrell Owens Makes Buffalo Seem Like An Exciting Place To Live
Terrell Owens has been a Buffalo Bill for all of about six hours, but he's already the most beloved free agent acquisition in the history of football. Although to be fair....we are talking about Buffalo. More » -
#television
The Glorious Return Of The "Superstars"
Because television officially ran out of ideas six years ago, ABC is bringing back "Superstars," the insane multi-sport athletic competition designed to humiliate your childhood heroes. And guess who is the starring superstar! More » -
#terrellowens
Meanwhile, On The Kensington Expressway ...
Billsvandalsfans welcome Terrell Owens in their unique way. He should be in town eight times this season, so hopefully he'll see this. More » -
#terrellowens
Terrell Owens: "I Beat To My Own Beat"
That's a new one. I've heard "I drummer to my own drummer" many times, but not that. And that's one of the many enlightening things Terrell Owens told Buffalonians during his introductory press conference. More » -
#nfl
Terrell Owens Signs With Buffalo Bills
ESPN says Terrell Owens has signed a 1-year, $6.5 million deal with Buffalo. Wait ... the Buffalo Bills? Well, I certainly did not see that one coming. [ESPN]
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#terrellowens
T.O. Not Headed To Tennessee
Fine. KOGOD's source might have misinterpreted the Nashville sighting. But tell me this, oh mighty chroniclers of facts — can you do a gay chimpanzee pretzel dance? Nope. [NBC Sports Blogs] -
#terrellowens
Even Alaska Wants Nothing To Do With T.O.
Terrell Owens' options grow more limited by the hour, as more teams go on record saying they don't want the controversial wide receiver. His agent, however, says all is good. More » -
#terrellowens
T.O. Headed To Tennessee Titans?
According to KSK, T.O. and Drew Rosenhaus were spotted at Nashville airport at 7 a.m. this morning. Owens would do wonders for Vince Young's self-esteem issues.[KSK] -
#nfl
Which Team Has Best Odds Of Landing T.O.? (Update)
Much freewheeling speculation on the Interwebs today about where Terrell Owens will end up, but if you want to put your money where your mouth is, one site is actually booking odds. More » -
#nfl
Cowboys Cut Their Losses and Terrell Owens
There must be a hundred reasons why the Dallas Cowboys' 2008 season was an utter failure, but after thinking it over it seems that Jerry Jones has decided to blame it all on Terrell Owens. More » -
#nfl
Jerry Wishes Everyone Would Just Shut the Hell Up
Dallas owner, and noted crazy person, Jerry Jones has issued an organizational gag order to prevent leaks, even the ones that aren't real. More »
