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more about #texas more comments → MattinglysSideburns: I don't buy Chipper's defence that the body was already there when he bought the ranch from Ugueth Urbina. more » shea_guevara: I assume Chipper told the dead guy to go put his Yankee gear on more » Weed Against Speed: I'm pretty sure you can return a dead illegal immigrant to Home Depot for full credit. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Hey guys, this post should serve as a warning to all of us to make sure we stay well hydrated while we sit in the air conditioning at work and comment... more » UkraineNotWeak: At Chipper's, you're either pregnant or dead. more » Weed Against Speed: (It's eight miles from the Rio Grande and 124 degrees. Do the math.) Uhh, 15.5? The square root of a chalupa? more » ScientificMapp: If only he had worn cooler ranch dressing. more » Gourmet Spud: I would have thought the farm would have been owned by a Ranger. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Lou Dobbs is furious that these guys are taking all the heat related dehydration deaths that Americans covet. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Latinos dying in late August? Did he name is Ranch "Shea", too? more » ArkansasFred: I think Chipper has seen Surviving The Game too many times. more » Bobby Big Wheel: What, they don't translate Man v. Wild into Spanish? more » ClintonPortishead: or K-Ham, as I like to call her Give it a fucking break already, Linda Cohn. more » contains_hot_liquid: This has nothing to do with Christianity, and everything to do with public displays of grandeur. I mean, great - he found a thing (the Jesus) that fre... more » Bobby Big Wheel: Jewish people know why Christians love capital letters. It springs from their love of capital punishment. more » -
#mlb
Chipper Jones' Death Ranch Claims Another Victim
A illegal immigrant was found dead on the Texas property owned by the Larry Jones family. (It's eight miles from the Rio Grande and 124 degrees. Do the math.) Unrelated: The Braves have hired new hitting coach Anton Chigurh. [Journal-Constitution] -
#joshhamilton
The Hamiltons In Jesusland
Because we're all coastal elites here at Deadspin, we asked a Texas native to give us a sense of how the Josh Hamilton saga is unfolding in the Lone Star State. Piously, reports Jonanna Widner. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
This Awful Woman Jinxed Them
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#trackandfield
High School Track Star Wins Team Championship By Herself
Bonnie Richardson isn't just on the high school track team, she is the track team. And even though she has no teammates, she somehow won the Texas Class A state championship by herself. For the second straight year. More » -
#highschoolsports
If You're Reading This Post, You Now Have Swine Flu
The state of Texas is postponing all of its high school sports activities (plus some nerdy stuff) in order to keep their filthy population from spreading the deadly pork-based flu virus. You may commence panicking. More » -
