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more about #texaslonghorns more comments → Tiger_Tanaka: So did they go for two or what? more » Stev D: ...American robot car. more » Kid Canada: Jerramy Stevens would have at least tied up the girl and put her in the trunk. You know, no witnesses. more » Chuck Knoblockhead: It's kind of ironic that a football player named Kindle has never read a book in his life. more » Starburied: He was just auditioning for Tyler Perry's version of 9/11. more » UpstateUnderdog: After he smashed his car he was gone like a Kindle in the wind. more » Chuck Knoblockhead: It wasn't text messaging. He was just trying really hard to remember all the words to "We Didn't Start the Fire". more » J Money BS: The Austin American-Statesman gets all the scoops these days. This week it's this, last week it's a gun-threat on a golf course. more » J-No: BJWD=Blow Job While Driving. Has to be. more » Turdhammer: Bad Form. At least Eddie Griffin could watch porn, flog the dolphin, and not hit anything. more » ArkansasFred: Man. The booster who gave him that car is probably going to be pretty pissed. more » Silky John-STON!: And Austin is the normal part of Texas! more » Kid Canada: He was seen driving away in a car with this license plate: more » bigredgambler: tj/ Farrah Fawcett has passed away. RIP end tj/ more » ScientificMapp: 3 stories, 3 weirdos. I can only assume the next post will be about Dirk Nowitzki's girlfriend running over Ed Belfour's pet opossum. more » -
#texaslonghorns
Longhorn Linebacker Blitzes Woman's Bedroom With His Car
All-Big 12 linebacker Sergio Kindle drove his car into an apartment building last week, and lacking any other options, left the car behind, ran home and went to bed. More » -
#golf
Pistol-Wielding Old Man Would Like To Play Through
It is super annoying when you're out on the golf course and the group in front of you is playing very slowly, but I was not aware that I had a "moral obligation to destroy" these duffers with hollow-point bullets. More » -
#collegefootball
Travel Tip #14: Never Take A Road Trip With Mack Brown
Texas' Mack Brown was one of the D-I coaches bunking up on that gladhanding Middle East tour this week, and he was kind enough to keep an online diary so everyone could know how godawful it is live over there. More » -
#marchmadness
NCAA Tournament Live Blog: (7) Texas Vs. (10) Minnesota
Your live blogger for this game will be Wes, a Big XII aficionado. He wrote a couple columns for CollegeHumor before it was cool.
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#wakeupdeadspin
This Just In: Notre Dame Still On Bubble Despite Several Losses
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#collegebasketball
Texas And Oklahoma To Settle Their Differences Through Sport
Yes, the Longhorns and Sooners can argue for eternity about who won the Big 12 South this fall, or they can use the entirely different athletic pursuit of basketball to sort it all out. More » -
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#nba
Carmelo Anthony's Curious Love Of The Longhorns
It was a subtle bit of color hidden in an otherwise dry recap of the Denver Nuggets evening, but the opening lead from this AP story has left at least one tipster scratching his head. More » -
#fiestabowl
Texas Waits For Final Minute To Eat Ohio State's Soul
So I guess anyone who thought the Fiesta Bowl was a giant made-to-order bowl of Buckeye Soup (ahem) had another thing coming. Hey, when you're right 52% of the time ... More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Hey, $%&*@!? Hands Off The Sweater Vest, Mack
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#collegefootball
Colt McCoy: Got Milk?
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#fiestabowl
It's Time For Ohio State's Annual Butt Whupping
Gee, it seems like it was just twelve months ago that tOSU was getting their Buckeyes kicked in by an angry SEC team in their bowl game. Oh wait, that was two years ago. More » -
#collegefootball
How Texas And Oklahoma Fight For Football Recruits
Everyone knows recruiting for big time college football programs is a shady business, but it's instructive to occasionally be reminded what schools and players go through on the road to a letter of intent. More » -
#collegefootball
Update: Muschamp Denies Auburn Rumors
Will Muschamp shoots down rumors that he's leaving Texas and heading to Auburn. [The Sporting News] -
#wakeupdeadspin
Erin Andrews Meets Big Bertha
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#bcs
The Man Who Would Kill The BCS
Meet U.S. Representative Joe Barton; global warming skeptic, enthusiastic Civilization IV player, ranking Republican on the Energy and Commerce Committee — BCS hater. More » -
#texaslonghorns
"What do you mean you're gonna have a national championship without us?!?! You love us! We beat Oklahoma back in October! We also beat them in 2004! You can't do this to us! No! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! More »
