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more about #thanksgiving more comments → Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: I'm confused how "can shaped cranberry sauce" isn't the winner of Thanksgiving every single year. Recount. more » Steve U: Nothing too spectacular on the food front. But, I had what I believe to be my first-ever conversation with my Dad about religion. Confirmed my suspi... more » J-No: Yesterday was a big day at the No household. A week and a half ago they found 4 tumors in my mother. 2 are in her brain and the one in her brainstem... more » gamecastsucks: I've been living and working in haiti since august for grad school. Yesterday I killed a turkey. That shit was crazy. We roped him up onto a tree, the... more » formerly Chief Wahoo: Ms. Wahoo's mother made a spectacular dinner followed by some great pies, candies and cookies. She followed that up with homemade zeppole. And she h... more » DeepFriar: Tiger doesn't claim his black side because he gets his golf skills from his Asian side. If this was basketball, then it would be different. LoL!...tha... more » NordoftheBlings: Moe_Mohagany, rancorous scalliwag. FOUND. more » ClickClickThud: So is Steve Phillips angry or not that Tiger's taking his sloppy seconds? more » BruschisBrewsky: TJ / Allen Iverson reportedly retires from the NBA. (Reported by Stephen A Smith, so do with this what you will) / TJ more » BruschisBrewsky: Tiger aint trying to smash nothing darker than a white paper bag. We call this the "reverse Ike Turner". more » ScientificMapp: The way to any black man's heart is thru his stomach. "Don't I know." -Jeffrey Dahmer more » BruschisBrewsky: Tiger don't phuck up man, you got a nice little pinktoe at home. Hey, my girlfriend loves when I call her that too! more » tim_lincecum_dumpster: If you create one comment from the bits and pieces of each of those, it would make just as much sense as the individual parts. For example, "The Hamb... more » Phintastic: His wife probably can't cook..or use Hamburger Helper, seriously. Maybe they can afford a chef? I understand he's made a decent amount of money in hi... more » Juancho: Wow, Janice Dickinson is looking much better after this year's tune-up. more » -
#lastnightswinner
Last Night's Winner: Your Stomach
Everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like anyone who had a brined turkey and tasty, tasty sweet potatoes yesterday. And was lucky enough to have leftovers today. More » -
#duan
Tiger Woods Rumored To Be Getting His Becky On, Internet Declares.
The National Enquirer has been tailing a 34-year-old NYC woman whom they claim is having a dirty affair with Eldrick. They even have pictures of her in Australia checking into the same hotel as him. Brilliant MediaTakeout commenters respond accordingly. More » -
#announcements
Black Friday Request: High School Reunion Horror Stories
So as most of you may know, this is shortened week for most Americans so we can all solemnly commemorate the death of turkeys and indigenous people at the hands of white men wearing buckles on their hats.
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#thanksgiving
Welcome To The Land Of Turducken
Prepare for this exact scene tomorrow: Brett Favre eating turkey and receiving backslaps on the Lions' home field. (We're not sure, but we believe this picture was taken in 1983.) More » -
