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more about #themasters more comments → MarkKelsosMigraine: I find it hilarious whenever hotel concierges cry that my aggressive assplay is "not fair." /kobe'd more » Hatey McLife: If he doesn't like mudballs, that's between him and his partner. more » David Hume: How this didn't get the Hamper Shitting, Angry Plums & Queef Like A Champion tags is beyond me. more » UpstateUnderdog: Sergio Garcia hates America more » UpstateUnderdog: golf is hard y'all. more » Kid Canada: Sergio just can't believe that one of those slanty-eyed Japanese guys in a cowboy hat finished in the top ten. more » Bobby Big Wheel: He looks like he could use a Jim Nantz-brand Quaalude. more » ClueHeywood: It certainly isn't fair when the Augusta membership is constantly pestering you and Angel Cabrera for another gin and tonic. more » Gourmet Spud: Phil Mickelson would like to add that the portions at the post-round snack table were hardly adult size. more » I_Like_Rabbits: I wonder if I've been caught on camera coppin a feel. I do it all the time to my girlfriend at concerts, Disneyland, the mall. It's not always a grab.... more » Thundercracker: guessing his age, marital status (is), and their current body shapes I'm guessing this is the closest thing to "gettin some" he'll have all year....an... more » David Hume: Little known fact: 2009 Masters champion Angel Cabrera was baptized in the cool blue waters of Lake Titicaca, South America's second largest lake. L... more » Kid Canada: At least he didn't pull a wood out of his bag. more » UkraineNotWeak: Later on, he checked her to see if she had any sand in her Villegas. more » Hatey McLife: shebang in a three-way I know what I'm watching after work. more » -
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Sergio Garcia Says Golf Is Hard!
Sergio Garcia is the third-ranked golfer in the world, but he finished 38th out of 50 at The Masters. Why? Because Augusta National stinks! More » -
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A Boob Grab Unlike Any Other
It's easy to get caught up in the emotion of Sunday at The Masters, but few fans have the determination to use that frenzy to their advantage and sneak in a boob grope at 15. More » -
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Tiger Woods Somehow Not Winning Tiger Woods Invitational
Experts predict that Tigers Woods will use the third round of his major tournament to make a move on whatever golfers might be leading, setting himself up for a dramatic come-from-behind victory on Sunday. More » -
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Don't Call It A Comeback...No Really, Don't
John Daly quit drinking (again) and got lapband surgery. All that you know is at an end. Did I mention he's at Augusta, selling his worldly possessions out of an RV? Of course he is.
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A Masters Update Unlike Any Other
Chad Campbell is -5 through seven. He's tied for the lead with Shingo Katayama. Yes, it's very early. [Masters Leaderboard] -
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Skip Off The Pond, On To The Green, Nothing But Cup....
I wish there were a way to calculate the odds of anyone ever making this shot again. [Dogs Chasing Cars] -
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TaylorMade Offers World's Safest Promotion
TaylorMade and Golfsmith.com will refund the cost of your driver if El Nino wins at Augusta. They will also buy you a house if John Daly is ever elected Senator. More » -
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Like last year, we anticipate the enjoyment of Jason Sobel's Masters live blog. [ESPN]
