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more about #theohiostate more comments → dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: u-turn on Woody Hayes Drive Jim Tressel hates metaphors. more » Chamomiles Davis: What I find utterly fascinating about this story is that nowhere does it say Sylvester was drunk. Apparently he's just a really, really shitty driver. more » ClintonPortishead: More importantly, he stole my last name. If you're gonna represent the family, at least hit the cop or make a pass on his wife or something, we have a... more » Matt_T: He should have been arrested after SemiPro, he stole my $10 more » Weed Against Speed: ...and was shot in the butt with a .22 rifle during a Labor Day party in 2002. You could say he got what he deserved as it was business as usual just ... more » Brazil Thrill: "Yeah, but did he run over any pedestrians? Wuss." --Tommy Vercetti more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: Police said Sylvester also ran a red light and drove recklessly on a sidewalk before stopping. A man's gotta do whatever it takes to win... more » Mr. Pennsylvania: Hawk and Animal do not approve of this Road Warrior more » Doyle McPoyle: That's the lamest arrest of all time. Good thing they didn't find out about his devious habit of ripping the tags off of mattresses! more » Weed Against Speed: According to the police report, upon apprehension, the first words out of Sylvester's mouth were "Sufferin' succotash!" more » Artie Fufkin: This makes no sense so there's a fan with a pancake on his head. more » -
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Matt Sylvester Is The Road Warrior
Ohio State fans know Matt Sylvester as the feisty forward who hit the game-winning 3 that beat Illinois in 2005. Well, his likeness is now available to worship in mugshot form. More »
