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more about #thierryhenry more comments → AzureTexan: Last time I saw twin blades this newsworthy, Taleon and Keyontili Goffney were getting arrested on a South Philly roof. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Let's keep things in perspective, Tiger is still doing better than the last Pitchman. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Gillette was obviously a huge mistake for Tiger; that's why I go with Remington. Not the electric shaver, the gun, in case the bitch ever even thinks... more » Karlifornia: What about the curse of "Birth Of A Nation"? Everyone who appeared in that film is now dead. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Wow. Who would have thought that players endorsing products at their athletic peaks would see their production tail off? more » Chris Hanson's Axe: 49! Okay, 75 on the third try. more » Rhymenocerous: UEFA=Champions League FIFA=World Cup Not a huge deal, but if UEFA were to consider instant replay, it would have no bearing on World Cup play. more » shea_guevara: It's a good thing the Irish don't like to hold grudges. more » JanetRenoManchild: Absolute crock of shit. First they re-seed so France doesn't have to play a difficult team, and then Ireland gets fucked over by an aging player who w... more » -
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Fame And Fortune On The Razor's Edge
Was it fate that brought down the dullest man in sports? Or was it something...sharper? We take a look at the history of Gillette pitchmen, and the woes that befell them soon after. Presenting, the Gillette Curse. More » -
#whimsy
Break Ireland's Heart Again, In Crappy Flash Form
Finally, it's the Thierry Henry Handball game. My high score so far is 47 goals, and 18 Irishmen drinking themselves to death. [Jeu De Main] -
#soccer
Old Logic: France Surrenders. New Logic: France Cheats
Ireland's World Cup dreams die, and France's live on, thanks to a goal that saw two strikers clearly offside, and a pair of blatant Thierry Henry handball assists to boot. The Irish, as you might expect, aren't taking this well. More »
