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more about #timlincecum more comments → cazart: Does your pitcher have two Cy Youngs? It'd be a whole lot cooler if he did. more » Stev D: Hey, it's that guy who hung out with everyone's Dad in high school but died in a car accident the summer after graduation. more » norbizness: Michelle Shocked LOOKS LIKE CRAP more » bevraj of choice: When complimented on his low WHIP, Tim said, "Thanks brah! Slammed it last week!" more » Hatey McLife: countless "Dazed and Confused" jokes Just be happy Scott Kazmir didn't win, he's a traveler of both time and space. more » StevieFranchise: What are the odds Timmy and Troy have an entire conversation about each other's hair without words. but asking with their eyes? more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: At least we know he'll keep things calm in the Green Room. more » Phintastic: 5 out of 6 unapproved comments went for the "why is so and so pictured" meme. Step it up. more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Despite his most recent arrest, Lincecum did not secure the High Times Pitcher of the Year Award. That went to Dock Ellis for the 39th straight year. more » ArkansasFred: I don't know who's happier: Tim or the zillions of bugs in his hair. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Tim's going to put the trophy next to the, uh, vase on his mantel. more » MattinglysSideburns: Winning 2 Cy Youngs in a row still doesn't make up for not getting the Grammy for Best Rock Song in 1994 for "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm". more » ClintonPortishead: Take that, Nancy Reagan. I'll take "Things Ronald Reagan Hasn't Said Since 1978" for 800, Alex. more » Phintastic: When asked about the other pitchers getting votes, Lincecum said, "those guys are fags!" /RIP Stu Nahan. more » DirkToberFest: A glorious day for the Marilyn Manson Look Alikes Recreational Group more » -
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Tim Lincecum Is High, Young Winner Again
The San Francisco Giants goofy-headed pitcher of countless "Dazed and Confused" jokes has won his second straight Cy Young award. Take that, Nancy Reagan. (Counterpoint from this morning.) [SFGate] -
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Last Night's Winner: Tokers
In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Ricky Williams and Tim Lincecum, who yesterday inhaled deeply the vapors of success. And perhaps some other stuff, too. More » -
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Say What? Our Long, National Nightmare About A Major League Pitcher's Weed Possession Charge Is Already Over?
The attorney for Tim Lincecum has negotiated a settlement with prosecutors to settle the pitcher's marijuana misdemeanor charge by having Lincecum pay a $250 fine for possession of a pipe. The possession of marijuana charge will be dropped. Come again? More » -
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Tim Lincecum Cited In Least Surprising Pot Bust Ever
Raise your hand if you didn't see this one coming. Was it the shaggy hair? The vacant smile? Or the 3.3 grams of marijuana found in the reigning Cy Young Award winner's Mercedes? [The Columbian] -
#watercoolerfodder
Cops: Former WCW Champ Made His Girlfriend Tap Out
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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Tim Lincecum's Haircut Is Now Self-Aware
Randy Johnson has had a tremendous impact on the San Francisco Giants' pitching staff, but not because of his experience and wisdom. It's because he has youngsters like Tim Lincecum believing in the power of the mullet. More » -
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OK You Pissants, Make Way For Randy Johnson
There's been little wailing and no gnashing of teeth in the Bay Area over Tim Lincecum's underwhelming '09 debut on Tuesday. That's because A. The Giants won, and B. Their headliner is actually starting tonight. More » -
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Wait, Tim Lincecum Is Making How Much?
Tim Lincecum, last season's Cy Young Award winner, just signed a contract with the Giants for one year at $650,000. Barry Zito chortles, wipes dog poop off shoe with $100 bill. More » -
