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more about #tombrady more comments → Phintastic: I assumed that Craggs drew the amazing illustration to go along with the story, but then Cheney was lacking devil horns, so now I'm not sure. more » Weed Against Speed: Much like their knowledge of the team, most Patriots fans have no idea U2 released any albums prior to the year 2001. more » formerly Chief Wahoo: If Brady had any class at all he'd spend some time working with 9/11 widows like Tiger Woods does. more » Bobby Big Wheel: When the reporter asked Brady's teammate Ted Johnson about his memories of the game, he just said "uuuunnnnnnhhhhh." more » J-No: That St. Louis fielded a team capable of getting into the Super Bowl is even more unbelievable. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Namath reminisces about 1969: "Your first chance to play in a Super Bowl and winning the Super Bowl, and of course the circumstances of that year with... more » AzureTexan: By the same token, Ted Williams liked to remember 1941 as the year when the Japanese attacked Pear Harbor and when the Jimmy Dorsey Orchestra performe... more » NordoftheBlings: 18-One. more » allyzay: I just wanna post this gif. more » AzureTexan: But seriously. Methinks that this year, the city of New Orleans might just be celebrating Vince Lombardi Gras. more » AzureTexan: Good Lawd, did the Patriots secondary consist entirely of the U.S. Corps of Engineers? more » norbizness: If the Saints go 16-0, they will dump a cooler full of Pat O's Hurricanes all over Sean Payton and he will die of acute alcohol poisoning as it absorb... more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Yeah! Effeminate vampires and football. That's what Louisiana does! more » ArkansasFred: Enough about the football team that saved New Orleans. Tell us more about the muffuletta that saved Presidents Day. more » Dr. Spaceman, Esq.: So they punt, and then they still lose? With no time to score again? #peytonmanning more » -
#nfl
Tom Brady Will Never Forget 9/11, U2's Super Bowl Halftime Show
Brady reminisces about 2002: "Your first chance to play in a Super Bowl and winning the Super Bowl, and of course the circumstances of that year with 9-11 happening and U2 performing at halftime — that was pretty unbelievable." [CBSSports.com] -
#lastnightswinner
Last Night's Winner: Louisiana Building Contractors
In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like the New Orleans Saints, who smashed through the New England Patriots like they were an un-reinforced levee. More » -
#weekendwinner
Peyton Manning Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Peyton Manning, who won the weekend when it was gift-wrapped with a pretty bow and handed to him by Bill Belichick. More » -
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Alex Rodriguez Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Alex Rodriguez, who won the weekend by making everyone forget how much they hate him. Take his hand and he'll lead you there.... More » -
#weekendwinner
Josh McDaniels Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner-some people just win better than others. Like Josh McDaniels, who won the weekend by proving that he's not a foolishly incompetent man-child. Yes, the bar was set pretty low. More » -
#declarations
Is Jay Cutler The Next Tom Brady?
A reader asks: "Peggy, what are your thoughts on 'Jay Cutler: is he the next Tom Brady?' Thank you in advance." More » -
#weekendwinner
Rex Ryan's Voicemail Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like New York Jets coach Rex Ryan, who won this weekend with one well-placed phone call. No, it wasn't to Batman. More » -
#nfl
Tom Brady Is Out Of Suzy Kolber's League
Tom Brady was lucky to escape last night with a win. Needless to say, escaping Suzy Kolber's post-game advances wasn't as easy. [With Leather](Video BarStoolSports/NYC) -
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#duan
You May Now Commence Swooning
Summon the trumpets and cry the hosannas! Tackle football shall be played on the evening of the day following Sunday, and your beloved hero has returned to lead you home. Also, the Raiders will be involved. More » -
#nfl
Tom Brady's Throwing Shoulder Will Be Fine, Says Source Within Lying-Ass Organization
This was the shoulder on which Albert Haynesworth was briefly docked Friday. "There is no need for hysteria," says a source close to the tactically dishonest Patriots, who will now list Brady as "probable (shoulder)" for all eternity. [Boston Globe] -
#watercoolerfodder
Big Ben's Accuser Is 18 Kinds Of Crazy
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#nfl
Good Samaritan Gives Tom Brady His Much Needed $4,000
After hearing about the plight of an ex-con, panhandling to re-pay $4,000 to the Patriots' quarterback, a kind businessman has volunteered to pay the debt on his behalf—keeping Tom Brady blissfully unaware that anything has gone wrong. More » -
#sadwhimsy
Tom Brady Has No Pity For Panhandling Fools
Not all panhandlers are drunks and bums. Some are just convicted bank robbers who happen to owe Tom Brady — yes, that one — a good chunk of change for tucking and running away with two flower planters. More » -
#tombrady
John Edward Brady Will Soon Have Better Looking Half-Brother Or Half-Sister To Resent
So says the nosy gossips at the Boston Herald who heard through an anonymous friend via Life & Style, that Gisele was successfully inseminated during the couple's honeymoon. Or she's just bloated. [Shutdown Corner] -
#nfl
Ha Ha ... Tom Brady Fell Out Of A Boat
World's Fanciest Human can't even row a kayak down the Charles River without needing to be rescued from knee-deep water! What's that? Still a good-looking, supermodel-having NFL quarterback? Well....at least I didn't fall out of a boat! [Boston Herald] -
#tombrady
Tom Brady Must Be Thrilled
Hey, it's his new bride being groped by nude, muscular black men! [Arab Aquarius] -
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Tom And Gisele's Shotgun Wedding
"Two freelance photographers who snapped pics of Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen's weekend wedding in Costa Rica say they were shot at by the supermodel's security personnel." And they didn't even get cake! [Boston Globe] -
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Brady's New Wife Reveals Many Things About Their Relationship (And Her Body) In Vanity Fair Interview
Gisele Bundchen gives Vanity Fair a candid glimpse into her new domesticated life as Mrs. Tom Brady. Nude, of course. More »
