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more about #tomverducci more comments → dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac jr. (March 23 2035) Borne from the bowels of greatness, this young phenom will reclaim the game for the rig... more » Matt Sussman: Jay Bennett (May 23, 2009): We will never think of him as someone who used steroids to hit home runs. Because he doesn't play baseball. He plays in a ... more » Weed Against Speed: JOE MAUER CURED MY CANCER!! more » BerttFrvae'sDyxelsia aka Orr's Crabapples: Just another in the long list of Minnesota baseball icons who exemplified sportmanship, pure baseball talent, and never disgraced themselves publically. more » Chuck Knoblockhead: Verducci, like many others, just doesn't pick up on the passive-aggressive nature of Minnesotans. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: and see nothing but a dancing procession of sandwich men for his cause. This sounds like me on night four of the Allman's at the Beacon. more » Karlifornia: After that game, Johnson was on a Sweet Valle High! more » ScientificMapp: I'm pretty sure the ump in question was John McSherry. He was eager to get to the "Do 100 shots of Ranch Dressing" "competition being held that aftern... more » HockeyMountain: There hasn't been a more egregious case of a maked man making inappropriate calls from behind someone else's home since Albert Belle called his ex-wife. more » ClueHeywood: I do know one thing: the silhouette model was not Eric Gregg. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: the Canadian Football League, which is highly suspicious because everyone knows that no such league exists. Ignore it all you want but there is no den... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Those are the exact mudflaps I just got for my mini cooper. more » David Hume: At first glance, I thought that Randy had someone telephone women for him. more » Shakey: famous tale about catching Greg Maddux with your eyes closed Interestingly enough, this is also how women approach sexing up Randy Johnson. more » Weed Against Speed: ...and very likely in the same vein of charming but plainly obvious bullshit as the famous tale about catching Greg Maddux with your eyes closed. Mike... more » -
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Tom Verducci Has Found His Latest Anti-Drug Mascot: Joe Mauer
Oh, lookie. Here's Tom Verducci, once again on the cover of Sports Illustrated, once again turning real live baseball players into toy soldiers whom he can draft into his own personal war on steroids. More » -
#mlb
The Evil Umpire: Who Once Called Pitches For Randy Johnson?
Tom Verducci wrote up Randy Johnson in last week's Sports Illustrated and included this odd — and oddly unnoticed — anecdote: More » -
#rogerclemens
Roger Clemens Will Be Ready To Pitch...Right After His Sadomasochistic Rubdown
New excerpts from Torre's "The Yankee Years" (insert Tom Verducci yelling "It's not a memoir!" right here) have surfaced. One anecdote tells us how Roger Clemens achieved that anguished look on his face while he pitched. More »
