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more about #tonygonzalez more comments → FlakJack: Look at all that skin! This -- this is why Lou Dobbs can't have nice things. #watercoolerfodder more » Juancho: Hey, she and Tony aren't married, they only had a "commitment" ceremony, so if he cheats, it's not technically adultery. Lauren Sanchez is so happy w... more » KOGOD: Regardless of whether Tony G plays for the Hawks or Falcons, neither one is exactly furry. #watercoolerfodder more » The Gizmo from Pismo: Somehow, I think the Navy coach's response to a lowly Irish assistant goes along the lines of "tell me how my ass tastes". #watercoolerfodder more » norbizness: "I'd rather give my donation to the American Nazi Party than PETA." #watercoolerfodder more » jerseyleaf001: She doesn't look like pigskin to me. more » BruschisBrewsky: Think it's ironic someone on the Hawks, of all teams, to do an anti-fur ad? Alanis Morissette just cringed. more » Bill_D_Cat: Had a girlfriend once who was a vegetarian. I asked her why, since there's lots of reasons why someone would do that (medical, religious, whatever). S... more » Bobby Big Wheel: Barry's just trying to tweak PETA by mixing up his birds of prey. #watercoolerfodder more » VTBen: The Falcons have never made the playoffs two consecutive years in a row. Just sayin'. more » toledostripper: C'mon, now, it's not like Gonzalez is the second coming of Alge Crumpler. He's all catch and no block. It won't be long before things fall apart in th... more » CitizenStrange: The Falcons are considered a Super Bowl contender? Their 11-5 record last year included wins against the Lions, Chiefs and Raiders. They also had wins... more » Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: Kansas City just lost its hottest woman in the city. Now, this is the hottest one in KC. more » Hatey McLife: The first thing I think of when I associate Falconer and five dollars, is giving John Cheever blow job behind a dumpster. more » ClintonPortishead: Thus forcing the four remaining Hispanics in Kansas City to invite the black guy to their next poker game. more » -
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A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?
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Tony Gonzalez Is The New Falconer
Kansas City sends Tony Gonzalez to Atlanta and Matt Ryan for a 2010 second-round pick. You weren't using that were you, Matt Cassel? (Yes, two Falconer references in one day! I win $5!) [USA Today]
